Silly moments or silly jokes

[Susie]

We all have them, silly moments or silly jokes, I am having a silly moment


so here is mine and if any have silly jokes or had anything really funny happen to them can you share to lighten my day and each others?



Q How do you make treakle Pudding?







A Put all of Dustin and Susie in the same room then presto ! you have treakle pudding









By the way I have not gone off my head just yet ! This should make a certain somone happy!



Am I correct Dustin? Bet you can tell i am a bit better today, but tomorrow who knows

[DEE F]

Here you go Sue,

How do you make Anti-freeze???






Put her nighty in the fridge:D :D :D :D :D :D



Love Dee xxx

[Dustin]

sorry trying to find out what the referral is and how to look at ? ive benn bad in i i know it!

dustin

[v2002]

sorry trying to find out what the referral is and how to look at ? ive benn bad in i i know it!

dustin

You can look referral by clicking against the middle icon near your id... the small blue-gray tree symbol......

Secondly you get the referral numbers in your CP when soneone adds your id.. at the time of registration reffering you as the person who brought them to the EVF site.:D hope it explains....

on the lighter note the number count on referral does not work ....correctly.
:D.. wonder why :p

[DEE F]

What you all on about?????????????????????????????????

Dee xx

[anniefromessex]

Ditto ditto - please someone explain to us lesser mortals.

Love Anniexxx

[Dustin]

i dont know but feel i have been bad and cant still find it?

Maybe it is good?

diustin

[DEE F]

What isssssssssssss ???????????????????????????????????????


Dee xxx

[Dustin]

like a man ca't see for looking but i am looking hard!

Dustin xx

[tillyberry13]

dont get any of you sorry

[Dustin]

still looking nothing jumps into my hands whats this?

Dustin

[v2002]

still looking nothing jumps into my hands whats this?

DustinDustin it must be little :hyper: tillyberry messing with your head :dunce::D

[Dustin]

Dustin it must be little :hyper: tillyberry messing with your head :dunce::D

err no i ant find what its about

:confused:

[anniefromessex]

Dustin,

I am sure it will turn up in the wash - just ask Janine where it is - a woman ALWAYS knows.

Love Anniexxx

[lorraine]

Hey did you hear about the two old birds out on the boat for the day....

Two blondes!!!! They were peering over the boat and a frog said hey you two, yes you two, pick me up and give me a kiss and I will turn into the most handsome man you have ever seen, I will also give you the most wonderful pleasure you have ever had in your life!!!

Annie got so excited , "quick Dee" she said "lean over and get him".

Dee leant over the boat and picked up the little frog , they were both so excited. They put the frog in there little suit cases with there other supplies (ie incontinence knickers etc). All of a sudden the little frog shouted out

"Hey you two are you stupid or what? Didnt I just say, if you kissed me I would give you both the most wonderful pleasure you have ever had in your life".

How sad ,Dee and Annie looked at each other they were just so excited to have a talking frog that made their day!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad when you get to that age!!!!!!!!!! Ah bless them....:hug:

[anniefromessex]

Lorraine - what a BITCH, ha ha. It is Dee who picked up the frog, not me, oh dear me no, I wont touch one!!! And as for kissing one, ugh!!! Not for all the pleasure in the world, besides ask Dee what pleasure I got today?!!! I don't need a frog for that, oh dear me no!!!!

Love Anniexxxx

[lorraine]

Annie has this anything to do with the police man??????

I heard that Ted was pulled up earlier on for speeding , the cop said , "If you can come up with a good answer for why you were speeding , I will let you off..., as I am finishing my shift in 10mins".

Ted replied, "my wife left me earlier today she said she was running off with a copper, I thought you were bringing her back!!!!!!!!!!"

The cop was impressed and let Ted off!!!!!!!!!!!

So do tell what gave you pleasure today then;)

[anniefromessex]

Lorraine, you are sooo nosey - all I can say is that Dee & Carl's boat will never be the same again - Dee had never thought about it but if you ever need to find her now, just go into her garage and look at the boat!!! Talk about smile on her face!!! Her lippy will touch her ears!!!

Love Anniexxx

[lorraine]

Hey talking of silly moments do you think Sheila is ok lolxxxxxxxx

[v2002]

Hey talking of silly moments do you think Sheila is ok lolxxxxxxxx
:beer: :clap: have some more lorraine..BRAVO!!!! what a shift of attention:D

[Sharon]

A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.

He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's jewels.

Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman sleeps soundly.

He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place".

[Sharon]

"Forgive me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is.

And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Ohh father I can't be tellin' you, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. as it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad,Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three full months. Be off with you now!"

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over to his seat and whispers "well... what'd you get?"

"Three months vacation and five good leads."

[Sharon]

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.

Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.

The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.

They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?

George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy.

Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping On her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.''

''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?''

George replies, ''Then I am 6 minutes late.''