Visa's so many different ones to choose from

[Grumpy]

Been looking at what types of visas are available and found this list. I did not think there were this many types or whether they would help any of us



Visa types Details

A Visa Diplomatic employees
B Visa Business visitors or tourists
C Visa Transit Visa
D Visa Crew Members
Diversity Immigrants Green Card through Diversity Visa lottery.
E Visa Treaty investors or treaty traders
F Visa Student visa
G Visa Employees of International Organizations
Green Card Permanent resident visa.(Family Based Green Card)
H Visa Temporary workers (H-1B), Professionals, agricultural, seasonal or trainees.
I Visa International Media
J Visa For student program, Doctors, professor or researcher who take part in seminars or conferences.
K Visa Fiancé' visa
L Visa Intra-Company Transfer
M Visa Language and vocational students
N Visa NATO employees
O Visa Extraordinary Ability Aliens
P Visa Athletes and entertainment groups
Political Asylum Asylum may be granted to people who are already in the United States and are unable or unwilling to return their home country because of persecution or a well-founded fear of persecution on account of race, religion, nationality, membership in a particular social group, or political opinion.
Q Visa Cultural exchange visitors
R Visa Religious workers
S Visa Criminal informants
T Visa Victims Of Trafficking
US Citizenship U.S.A Citizen.
V Visa The V visa allows certain spouses (V-1 category) and children (V-2 category) of Legal Permanent Residents to live in the United States in nonimmigrant visa status while awaiting their priority dates for immigration.
WT (Waiver Pilot program), Tourist/Visitors Visa.

[OberonSH]

What's going to happen what they run out of letters??

[Munish]

U, W, X, Y and Z are left. Y and Z are about to be taken, leaving U, W and X before all hell breaks loose! I wander how they can use U, W and X for?

[peter gold]

they call it the alphabet soup of visas

[Kriz1]

Maybe they'll start using numbers...they have an unending supple of those...

[OberonSH]

'I'm applying for Visa 2367/85D. Yes, the one where you can only apply on a Tuesday, and have to show up at the Embassy wearing a pink tutu and army boots. The carrier bag of custard is optional, but will stand you in good stead with the interviewing officer.'

[Ron]

lol Oberon

Anyone know what a G visa is that might help

[peter gold]

G force that sends you flying into orbit

[InnVic]

A G visa eh? I bet that hits the spot :naughty:

[SHEILA 13]

Now please lets keep it clean !! lol

[peter gold]

g wiz

[Dustin]

wow don't know what you mean?

dustin:p

[Sharon]

A G visa eh? I bet that hits the spot :naughty:

he, he, :) :eek:

[kirtida8]

A G visa eh? I bet that hits the spot :naughty:

What are you like :rofl: Thanks for making me laugh - I really needed it today

[timjotom]

Count me in for that one !

[InnVic]

wow don't know what you mean?

dustin:p

...well Dustin..heres a clue....remember that big "O" scene in When Harry met Sally...we'll it sounds like she knew what I meant ;)

...actually we know "another Meg" that probably needs a good "G Visa"!!!

[peter gold]

Now on a serious note a G visa is under the International Organizations Inmmunities Act for foreign diplomats
So they wear a G string and orbit with G force into international space.
Tony Blair could get one of these and then give it to his wife.
I am now expecting Bobby Lorraine Annie et al to launch an attack.

[Bobby]

If you find a woman who knows how to get her hands on a G visa, you're a lucky man!

I'm sure it's as difficult to obtain as the EB-5. ....though I suppose if you spend enough money, you can get her to have multiple visas, ...whether you believe her or not! ;)

Bobby

[InnVic]

Bobby - if a woman can get her hands on a "G Visa" she doesn't need a man!!!!!!!!!

Multiple visas not necessary if you can get a good 5 year one!

(Punky do you think you should close this thread!!!:eek: )

[InnVic]

Tony Blair could get one of these and then give it to his wife.
.

Would you want to give one to Tony Blairs wife;) ???????

....opps merlot and e-mails springs to mind (actually its a very cheeky cabernet Sauvignon):beer:
I'll apologise properly tomorrow! hic...

[Kitty]

Maybe they'll start using numbers...they have an unending supple of those...

lol, sorry your wrong don't forget they only have ten fingers:)

[OberonSH]

G Visa. Only available to women, as men have a hard time finding the forms without directions. Some men claim the G Visa is a myth, and doesn't really exist. A lot of women fake their application, and some men have a tough time spotting the real from the fake application. A man who can file a G Visa first time around with no Request For Additional Info is a rare breed, but has been known.

[Munish]

G Visa. Only available to women, as men have a hard time finding the forms without directions. Some men claim the G Visa is a myth, and doesn't really exist. A lot of women fake their application, and some men have a tough time spotting the real from the fake application. A man who can file a G Visa first time around with no Request For Additional Info is a rare breed, but has been known.

It's those damn instructions on the form. To bloody complicated. And don't get me started on the fees... extortionate!

[Bobby]

G Visa. Only available to women, as men have a hard time finding the forms without directions. Some men claim the G Visa is a myth, and doesn't really exist. A lot of women fake their application, and some men have a tough time spotting the real from the fake application. A man who can file a G Visa first time around with no Request For Additional Info is a rare breed, but has been known.


Brilliant!

How many edits did you have before this final draft?

[OberonSH]

Actually this one was straight from head to screen :o

I have too much time on my hands, and a dirty mind.

[Susie]

...well Dustin..heres a clue....remember that big "O" scene in When Harry met Sally...we'll it sounds like she knew what I meant ;)

...actually we know "another Meg" that probably needs a good "G Visa"!!!



Hi ,

OMG, lol lol lo, :)

[Susie]

G Visa. Only available to women, as men have a hard time finding the forms without directions. Some men claim the G Visa is a myth, and doesn't really exist. A lot of women fake their application, and some men have a tough time spotting the real from the fake application. A man who can file a G Visa first time around with no Request For Additional Info is a rare breed, but has been known.

OMG OMG OMG,


Chuckle chuckle.


Very well written and tastefully put :) With descriptions like that you should be an estate agent, :)