Your seats are 51 and 63

[kirtida8]

The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the
performance started and handed the usher two tickets.

"Where's the other party?" asked the usher.

"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me."

"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head., "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 51 and 63."

[Susie]

lol


Some time ago I saw a tv program about airline seats. Cannot remember which airline it was but they wanted to charge fat people excess bagage. I cannot remember which airline it was and think it died a death but can anyone else remember which airline it was or did you watch the program?