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jay
10-04-2007, 04:25 PM
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Subject: The Husband Store



A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kid and are extremely good looking. Wow! she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework! Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it!
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

DEE F
10-04-2007, 04:29 PM
hahahahahahahahaah naught naughty Jayne!!!!!!!!

Dee xx

ps I was gonna say you will offend all the husband lovers,but I dont suppose there are any:rofl: :rofl:

kirtida8
10-04-2007, 04:43 PM
:rofl: are they opening one in Orlando??

Susie
10-04-2007, 07:15 PM
:rofl: are they opening one in Orlando??

Let me know when they have a sale, two for one :)

SHEILA 13
10-04-2007, 08:38 PM
Excellent ;)

lorraine
10-04-2007, 09:08 PM
;) Ha ha very funny, I wonder if you can take an old one back with out a receipt (like M&S) and change them for something else???

peter gold
10-04-2007, 09:26 PM
This is all very upsetting

lorraine
10-04-2007, 10:13 PM
Ha ha Peter upsetting for us women yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

InnVic
10-05-2007, 02:06 AM
I've had three (husbands that is) If I'd joined their loyalty programme do your think I'd qualify for an upgrade yet?

Peter whats upsetting......did you stop at the first floor? :rofl: :rofl:

Sharon
10-05-2007, 03:49 AM
;) Ha ha very funny, I wonder if you can take an old one back with out a receipt (like M&S) and change them for something else???

I hear walmart will anything exchange without a receipt :)

Grumpy
10-05-2007, 04:19 AM
If anyones interested I am doing a start up E business, and yes you guess rightly.


Its a wife swap shop, grand opening sale, special offers. Free gift to any man who drops the wife off, oh and free coffee :)

jay
10-06-2007, 02:50 AM
If anyones interested I am doing a start up E business, and yes you guess rightly.


Its a wife swap shop, grand opening sale, special offers. Free gift to any man who drops the wife off, oh and free coffee :)

Can you get a visa for a second hand shop. lol
jayne

DEE F
10-06-2007, 03:34 AM
OOOOO Free coffee ,count me in:D


Dee xx

Munish
10-06-2007, 08:26 AM
Sales, half price, loyalty programmes... you mean, even after hearing the story, floor five is still not enough!

DEE F
10-06-2007, 02:59 PM
Sales, half price, loyalty programmes... you mean, even after hearing the story, floor five is still not enough!Munish my poor deluded friend,floor five does not exist ,it is merely an urban legend,and if it did exist ,they would all be married to ............................other men:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Deexxx

Susie
10-07-2007, 05:07 AM
Classic replies, almost as good as the opening post, LOL