Women.....carfull lads Pt2

[Orchidvilla]

One morning the husband
returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors
out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game
Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,
'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs
her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes,
but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a
book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs
her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'




'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think

[Susie]

omg, what you like :)

And your right us women can think whereas men do have a bit of a problem in that department cos we girls know what men think about most of the time :)

[Grumpy]

One morning the husband
returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors
out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game
Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,
'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs
her


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: never a truer word spoken if only in jest :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes,
but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a
book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs
her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'




'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think