jay
02-05-2008, 10:09 PM
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem ****ed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, 'oh, s**t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem ****ed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, 'oh, s**t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.