A three word story

[SHEILA 13]

the front seat

[DEE F]

of the car

[SHEILA 13]

park we played

[DEE F]

lots of games

[byjove]

like, show me.....

[DEE F]

where you keep

[kirtida8]

your pocket camera

[DEE F]

because i want

[SHEILA 13]

to make a

[byjove]

picture post card

[SHEILA 13]

of our kids

[DEE F]

while at play

[Cassie]

make sure you

[reecey]

get a picture

[SHEILA 13]

perfect thats what

[tillyberry13]

it's all about

[kirtida8]

Now I must

[reecey]

scrub their faces

[SHEILA 13]

with soap and

[DEE F]

corner of hanky

[SHEILA 13]

panky yes please;)

[DEE F]

ooer mrs what

[SHEILA 13]

you like my

[DEE F]

face is now

[Cassie]

style I hear

[DEE F]

they are saying

[Sharon]

I've gone grey

[SHEILA 13]

so I must

[DEE F]

colour it again

[SHEILA 13]

we have to

[DEE F]

go to the

[Cassie]

foot of stairs

[SHEILA 13]

go up to

[DEE F]

the bedroom and

[SHEILA 13]

watch the TV

[Cassie]

then switch off

[DEE F]

and read a

[SHEILA 13]

good murder mystery

[DEE F]

and see if

[Sharon]

Hubby is snoring

[DEE F]

oh he is

[SHEILA 13]

doing it again

[britcan]

phew breaking wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tillyberry13]

and then the

[DEE F]

dog starts as

[tillyberry13]

you beging to

[Cassie]

To drop off

[DEE F]

and it all

[tillyberry13]

fell to pots

[tillyberry13]

just like the

[DEE F]

the man in

[Cassie]

the know said

[OberonSH]

I want a

[reecey]

dog that doesnt

[Cassie]

bark too loud

[SHEILA 13]

and full of

[tillyberry13]

that chews my

[britcan]

cat next door

[SHEILA 13]

is always open

[Caroline]

to chew new

[DEE F]

things and ruin

[tillyberry13]

new bed covers

[SHEILA 13]

on my sleigh

[DEE F]

bells ring are

[tillyberry13]

you glistning in

[Cassie]

the new dress

[kirsty41]

Made of polyester

[kirtida8]

that I bought

[SHEILA 13]

from a man

[Cassie]

with one leg

[DEE F]

and a wobbly

[SHEILA 13]

tooth in your

[Cassie]

mouth, but alas

[SHEILA 13]

no more are

[tillyberry13]

dropping out of

[SHEILA 13]

the big blue

[DEE F]

sky with fluffy

[SHEILA 13]

pink ears and

[DEE F]

and a button

[SHEILA 13]

on the end

[DEE F]

of his nose

[SHEILA 13]

dived into the

[Cassie]

Ocean from a

[DEE F]

surf board he

[tillyberry13]

had the flu

[SHEILA 13]

and a runny

[DEE F]

rice pudding with

[Cassie]

raspberry jam on

[SHEILA 13]

the top of

[kirsty41]

the big fat

[SHEILA 13]

man with the

[DEE F]

one wheeled bike

[SHEILA 13]

up the hill

[tillyberry13]

eating a burger

[SHEILA 13]

with loads of

[tillyberry13]

cheese and bacon

[tillyberry13]

triple stack tho

[Cassie]

when suddenly he

[DEE F]

falls off and

[SHEILA 13]

breaks his ankle

[Cassie]

David Beckham visits

[SHEILA 13]

the big top

[reecey]

and looks like

[lewshanks]

The usual prick

[SHEILA 13]

the sausages so

[Cassie]

they won't bang

[DEE F]

and wont sizzle

[tillyberry13]

wats the point

[SHEILA 13]

the arrow at

[tillyberry13]

the heart of

[DEE F]

the matter is

[kirsty41]

collecting under my

[Caroline]

antique photo of

[SHEILA 13]

the family from

[DEE F]

outer space in

[SHEILA 13]

an old banger

[reecey]

with a bent

[lewshanks]

Piece of Lead

[SHEILA 13]

weight on my

[Cassie]

shoulders which can

[DEE F]

make you mad

[SHEILA 13]

as a hatter

[Cassie]

at a tea

[SHEILA 13]

party at the

[DEE F]

queens country house

[SHEILA 13]

of horrors where

[DEE F]

everyone is mad

[SHEILA 13]

mad and madder

[DEE F]

and they all

[lewshanks]

Think tablets help

[SHEILA 13]

help please get

[lewshanks]

Dee some medicine :D

[Cassie]

before she goes

[DEE F]

off her rocker

[Kriz1]

and takes off

[DEE F]

to the moon

[Susie]

lighting 40 fags


(opp's ) cigaretts, LOL

[Kriz1]

where a visa

[DEE F]

is not needed

[lewshanks]

Except for leaving

[Cassie]

do's are always

[lewshanks]

Better than Don'ts

[DEE F]

thats because they

[SHEILA 13]

are not what

[DEE F]

this is about

[Cassie]

time you told

[DEE F]

the true story

[Cassie]

teller was getting

[tillyberry13]

very old and

[tillyberry13]

and very wrinkley

[Sharon]

like wiggly worm

[tillyberry13]

in a rabbits

[tillyberry13]

mouth and THEN

[SHEILA 13]

we all had

[tillyberry13]

a pool party

[SHEILA 13]

at the pub

[tillyberry13]

were chucky will



(childs play chucky)

[SHEILA 13]

hang on in

[DEE F]

there and scare

[Callie]

the pants off

[DEE F]

anyone who is

[Callie]

of a weak

[DEE F]

cup of tea

[Callie]

makes everything better

[DEE F]

especially with a

[SHEILA 13]

chocolate digestive biscuit

[SHEILA 13]

dunking in my

[SHEILA 13]

big top hat

[DEE F]

with a white

[Callie]

silk scarf wrapped

[tillyberry13]

around his foot

[Callie]

stool which proudly

[Susie]

sat humpty dumpty

[tillyberry13]

on his wall

[tillyberry13]

humpty dumpty sat

[SHEILA 13]

to look at

[tillyberry13]

the red dog

[Callie]

barked at the

[DEE F]

the postman who

[SHEILA 13]

delivered the box

[Callie]

that when unwrapped

[DEE F]

was totaly empty!!!!!

[SHEILA 13]

vessels make most

[kirtida8]

noise so I

[Callie]

tried to decide

[tillyberry13]

between choclate or

[chris]

stinky sweaty socks

[Doreen]

which need a

[lewshanks]

Damm good wash

[Callie]

in the soapy

[DEE F]

water in the

[SHEILA 13]

boat with bright

[DEE F]

neon signs advertising

[Callie]

real cadbury's chocolate

[chris]

with big nuts

[Callie]

that squirrels hoard

[SHEILA 13]

in their bed

[DEE F]

games will be

[SHEILA 13]

played along with

[DEE F]

any other options!!!!!!

[SHEILA 13]

1,2 or

[DEE F]

3,if not

[SHEILA 13]

just get on

[DEE F]

and do your

[SHEILA 13]

thing then its

[Callie]

a long way

[chris]

to kick a fairy

[kirtida8]

Its a long

[tillyberry13]

the movies way

[chris]

beyond the stars

[tillyberry13]

were dreams come

[chris]

come in bottles

[Callie]

or paper cups

[DEE F]

with lots of

[SHEILA 13]

baileys on ice

[kirtida8]

Ummm paradise found

[SHEILA 13]

the cat in

[tillyberry13]

the hat yeah

[SHEILA 13]

lets do the

[tillyberry13]

movies but when

[DEE F]

the lights go

[Callie]

out please no

[SHEILA 13]

sex we're british ;) :D

[chris]

although GC holders

[Callie]

have permission to

[tracifrost]

do anything exept

[SHEILA 13]

shop at Tesco's

[DEE F]

the prices are

[chris]

so completely unbelievabubble

[SHEILA 13]

at the new

[chris]

big Expats VoiceMart

[reecey]

where the staff

[Callie]

are always ready

[SHEILA 13]

to help you

[DEE F]

with your purchases

[SHEILA 13]

for your exclusive

[DEE F]

points reward card

[SHEILA 13]

playing at the

[DEE F]

slot machine in

[SHEILA 13]

viva las vegas

[DEE F]

where you can

[SHEILA 13]

drink all the

[DEE F]

cocktails you want

[SHEILA 13]

and eat all

[DEE F]

white english bread

[SHEILA 13]

until nothing left

[DEE F]

cos it was

[SHEILA 13]

taken by the

[DEE F]

phantom bread nicker

[chris]

Dee Big Knickers