A three word story

[SHEILA 13]

to you also

[DEE F]

it is not

[SHEILA 13]

the man at

[DEE F]

the top of

[SHEILA 13]

the Christmas Tree

[DEE F]

with shiny balls

[SHEILA 13]

and jingly bells

[SHEILA 13]

making such a

[kirtida8]

horrendous racket that

[SHEILA 13]

everyone can hear

[tillyberry13]

the reindeers from

[DEE F]

on the roof

[tillyberry13]

were santa is

[DEE F]

having a quick

[kirtida8]

cigarette break after

[SHEILA 13]

delivering all the

[DEE F]

toys to the

[SHEILA 13]

boys and girls

[DEE F]

if they are

[Kriz1]

very good at

[DEE F]

keeping their gobs

[lorraine]

shut not like

[SHEILA 13]

the one in

[chris]

the Poinciana Walmart

[DEE F]

who is just

[Grumpy]

a slimey toad

[SHEILA 13]

oh so boring

[tillyberry13]

him and her

[SHEILA 13]

they just talk

[SHEILA 13]

about visa's and

[kirtida8]

I want to

[SHEILA 13]

see Mickey Mouse

[DEE F]

go to wal-mart

[SHEILA 13]

no not again

[DEE F]

couldn think of

[DEE F]

anything else,too

[SHEILA 13]

anything else to

[DEE F]

say ,not had

[DEE F]

enough caffeine yet

[kirtida8]

but now I'm

[tillyberry13]

bored because of

[kirtida8]

all the homework

[DEE F]

but its important

[Sharon]

to give cuddles

[Grumpy]

every bedtime I

[DEE F]

read my book

[Dustin]

and try too

[SHEILA 13]

understand why they

[DEE F]

the butler did

[SHEILA 13]

the turn around

[kirtida8]

or run around?

[DEE F]

the block for

[SHEILA 13]

a jam butty

[DEE F]

and a glass

[SHEILA 13]

of chocolate milk

[DEE F]

with whipped cream

[SHEILA 13]

Sally and Molly

[tillyberry13]

will be bffl's

[kirtida8]

and when they

[SHEILA 13]

call the shots

[Callie]

fired I ran

[SHEILA 13]

to the hills

[tillyberry13]

and far away

[tillyberry13]

the teletubbies come

[SHEILA 13]

from the planet

[DEE F]

Vulcan and they

[Callie]

very hungry for

[DEE F]

captain kirk to

[SHEILA 13]

make some chips

[DEE F]

so that he

[Callie]

can try his

[Dustin]

wot r you

[Susie]

bob the builder?

[SHEILA 13]

he has gone

[SHEILA 13]

to the house

[kirtida8]

to have a

[SHEILA 13]

cup of tea

[DEE F]

with Aunt Sally

[SHEILA 13]

and Molly Malone

[DEE F]

they are now

[kirtida8]

digging into cakes

[SHEILA 13]

and mince pies

[Doreen]

washing it down

[SHEILA 13]

with a whisky

[Callie]

and rye on

[SHEILA 13]

a sunny day

[DEE F]

waiting for christmas

[Doreen]

presents to arrive

[DEE F]

and santa with

[SHEILA 13]

chrome wheel trims

[DEE F]

that cost a

[SHEILA 13]

small fortune so

[DEE F]

cant have them

[kirtida8]

but instead I

[DEE F]

will buy myself

[chris]

pair of heelies

[Callie]

and annoy everyone

[DEE F]

by skating round

[SHEILA 13]

the block until

[DEE F]

the wheels fall

[SHEILA 13]

off at my

[DEE F]

attempt to skate

[SHEILA 13]

on the ice

[DEE F]

it was very

[SHEILA 13]

slippy as we

[DEE F]

all fell over

[Grumpy]

ar-e over t-t

[SHEILA 13]

racing at the

[DEE F]

ascot race track

[SHEILA 13]

where the ladies

[DEE F]

all had big

[SHEILA 13]

mac with fries

[Dustin]

just need help

[SHEILA 13]

at the road

[tillyberry13]

to the light

[SHEILA 13]

at the end

[Dustin]

but iam sure

[SHEILA 13]

there will be

[DEE F]

another way soon

[SHEILA 13]

it will be

[DEE F]

Halloween night soon

[SHEILA 13]

the Ghoulies will

[DEE F]

all be dressed

[kirsty41]

up like pumpkins

[SHEILA 13]

and witches on

[tillyberry13]

their broomsticks looking

[DEE F]

trouble at the

[SHEILA 13]

playground yet again

[DEE F]

what do we

[peter gold]

want for christmas

[DEE F]

loads of pressies

[SHEILA 13]

and food please

[DEE F]

and twinkly lights

[Grumpy]

and hot coffee

[Caroline]

laced with mulberry

[SHEILA 13]

wine to make

[Sharon]

me get tiddled

[Callie]

and then I

[DEE F]

Have more coffee:D

[Callie]

and become high

[DEE F]

as a kite

[SHEILA 13]

in the sky

[Callie]

with diamonds ah

[tillyberry13]

oh and pearls

[DEE F]

a singer ,she

[SHEILA 13]

sings songs to

[DEE F]

keep her awake

[SHEILA 13]

all night because

[DEE F]

she cant sleep

[peter gold]

on a bed

[DEE F]

or a floor

[SHEILA 13]

is covered with

[SHEILA 13]

cadbury's creme eggs

[DEE F]

and bacon with

[SHEILA 13]

hovis bread and

[DEE F]

butter with brown

[SHEILA 13]

sugar and milk

[DEE F]

in your tea

[SHEILA 13]

for two is

[SHEILA 13]

there any one

[DEE F]

else playing this

[SHEILA 13]

No just me

[DEE F]

and you eh?

[SHEILA 13]

looks like it

[DEE F]

never rains but

[SHEILA 13]

pours on my

[DEE F]

parade at Disney

[SHEILA 13]

is no good

[DEE F]

cos of Mickey

[chez&rob]

what's going on

[Susie]

please excuse me for butting in, but has anyone got the time to type up the story so far ? Would be interesting to see whats happened.

[SHEILA 13]

here then hey ???

[DEE F]

whats up now

[DEE F]

where is everyone???

[SHEILA 13]

I dont know

[DEE F]

they had better

[SHEILA 13]

Celebrate my Green

[SHEILA 13]

Onions and lots

[DEE F]

of funny stories

[SHEILA 13]

are going on

[DEE F]

thats because its

[SHEILA 13]

Turkey Day today

[DEE F]

with sherry trifle

[SHEILA 13]

which was delightful

[DEE F]

wonderful and yummy

[SHEILA 13]

just like the

[lorraine]

big one down

[SHEILA 13]

the swanney river

[DEE F]

and up the

[SHEILA 13]

high street to

[DEE F]

hit the shops

[SHEILA 13]

and spend all

[DEE F]

my money on

[Grumpy]

a grumpy s-d! :)

[SHEILA 13]

like my old

[lorraine]

mans a dustman

[SHEILA 13]

he wears a

[lorraine]

big J*** strap

[DEE F]

oh how awful!!!!

[SHEILA 13]

she got rid

[SHEILA 13]

of the old

[kirtida8]

man and got

[Callie]

a little puppy

[DEE F]

with bells on

[Grumpy]

the end of

[lorraine]

another year and

[SHEILA 13]

the start of

[Callie]

a new book

[grumps]

with empty pages

[lorraine]

so where are

[DEE F]

all the words?

[Callie]

they are on

[grumps]

the back of

[SHEILA 13]

a beer mat

[Callie]

soaked with Guiness

[SHEILA 13]

for the Lepracaun

[lorraine]

who has a

[Callie]

thirst like a

[SHEILA 13]

screaming banshee who

[lorraine]

has a great

[grumps]

problem falling over


is somebody going to put this alltogether at the end

[Callie]

his two left

[SHEILA 13]

feet are in

[Callie]

need of a

[anniemm]

a good wash!

[Callie]

and set for

[DEE F]

all the dancing

[Callie]

at midnight when

[SHEILA 13]

the ball dropped

[lorraine]

and then the

[Callie]

fireworks started, he

[DEE F]

really got going

[SHEILA 13]

on the vodka

[tysbev4ever]

you look " ruff "

[DEE F]

who cares about

[lorraine]

looking like a

[grumps]

half dog and

[SHEILA 13]

a green onion

[Callie]

when you live

[SHEILA 13]

by the sea

[SHEILA 13]

where the big

[lorraine]

long hard winters

[SHEILA 13]

come so fast

[tysbev4ever]

and freeze your

[peter gold]

nuts

and

raisens

[SHEILA 13]

in a bowl

[peter gold]

of pig trotters

[SHEILA 13]

with gravy and

[tysbev4ever]

make you shout

[SHEILA 13]

and scream at