A three word story

[tysbev4ever]

the immigration officer

[SHEILA 13]

is telling you

[Callie]

no entry today

[SHEILA 13]

tomorrow or the

[lorraine]

dog kid mother

[SHEILA 13]

of all evil

[tysbev4ever]

shock his fist

[SHEILA 13]

fight down the

[Callie]

pub saturday night

[SHEILA 13]

and day in

[SHEILA 13]

the old sack

[Callie]

makes Jack a

[SHEILA 13]

look like a

[Callie]

face that had

[SHEILA 13]

been put through

[SHEILA 13]

the wringer at

[SHEILA 13]

the chinese laundry

[DEE F]

with the washing

[*lil-jem*]

that a pig

[janine]

had been wearing

[reecey]

a big false

[SHEILA 13]

beard with glasses

[DEE F]

that spun around

[lorraine]

like a twister

[DEE F]

with lots of

[SHEILA 13]

hot fudge sauce

[DEE F]

and ice cream

[janine]

with chocolate sprinkles

[SHEILA 13]

in a big

[reecey]

dusty bin with

[SHEILA 13]

flashing lights on

[ettena]

The Dog Said

[SHEILA 13]

whats your game ?????

[DEE F]

where are you

[jay]

where are you

getting a life hahahahahahahahahahahaahah

[SHEILA 13]

in the fast

[DEE F]

getting a life hahahahahahahahahahahaahah
Oii watch it

[Callie]

he said before

[DEE F]

kicking off at

[SHEILA 13]

the super bowl

[DEE F]

of chicken soup

[SHEILA 13]

kitchen at the

[DEE F]

back of the

[McSporran]

teddys being thrown

[DEE F]

out of the

[McSporran]

pram and dummys

[DEE F]

being thrown around

[McSporran]

the madhouse today

[Callie]

tomorrow and probably

[McSporran]

again next month
(oooooooooooooooooooooo - I'm flying close to the wind here:D :D )

[SHEILA 13]

when the man

[McSporran]

said - "not again"

[Callie]

"Haven't I seen....

[DEE F]

You on tv

[SHEILA 13]

in the Rovers

[reecey]

with bet and

[SHEILA 13]

betty eating hotpots

[McSporran]

with a pint

[SHEILA 13]

of best bitter

[McSporran]

whilst scratching his

[SHEILA 13]

big jelly belly

[DEE F]

and big ears

[lorraine]

with his long

[DEE F]

nose and moustache

[lorraine]

he looked just

[DEE F]

like our Peter:D

[peter gold]

fit and beautiful

[DEE F]

but of course

[SHEILA 13]

its a cardboard

[DEE F]

box we need

[SHEILA 13]

to put all

[DEE F]

our money in

[SHEILA 13]

the little pot

[Carl]

its so sad

[SHEILA 13]

whats that then????

[Callie]

scotch mist ? I

[SHEILA 13]

think its that

[McSporran]

it should be

[lorraine]

sunny in the

[McSporran]

Sunshine State and

[lorraine]

mickey and minnie

[McSporran]

were at home

[DEE F]

In Magic Kingdom

[McSporran]

waving to the

[Callie]

tourists who think

[SHEILA 13]

boy its great

[McSporran]

here in Florida

[SHEILA 13]

where life is

[DEE F]

one long holiday!!!!!!!!!!!

[McSporran]

fun and rewarding

[SHEILA 13]

if you go

[McSporran]

to the bar

[Callie]

to drown your

[DEE F]

and get drunk

[SHEILA 13]

on red wine

[DEE F]

but dont spill

[SHEILA 13]

the beans about ;)

[DEE F]

the florida mafia

[SHEILA 13]

because they will

[DEE F]

all gang up

[SHEILA 13]

and feed you

[Dustin]

a load of

[DEE F]

fattening cream cakes

[anniemm]

making you fat

[DEE F]

and hating yourself

[SHEILA 13]

when you look

[*lil-jem*]

in the mirror

[SHEILA 13]

at the hall

[lorraine]

of fame you

[DEE F]

will love it

[SHEILA 13]

as all the

[Callie]

King's men come

[DEE F]

in from work

[tillyberry13]

as they went

[Callie]

past the fridge

[DEE F]

they just had

[Callie]

to pick at

[SHEILA 13]

the wrong one

[Callie]

who happened to

[lorraine]

be the wife

[Dustin]

what a mistake

[SHEILA 13]

that was to

[*lil-jem*]

bad for the

[britcan]

midnight feast munchers

[SHEILA 13]

are just in

[DEE F]

munching away on

[SHEILA 13]

a big bar

[DEE F]

of cadburys chocolate

[SHEILA 13]

from the Uk

[DEE F]

which was flown

[SHEILA 13]

to my door

[*lil-jem*]

. After a while

[peter gold]

it went quite

[*lil-jem*]

and strange noises

[Kriz1]

came up from

[SHEILA 13]

the floorboards at

[Callie]

the old mill

[DEE F]

by the stream

[Callie]

where the daffodils

[SHEILA 13]

stood tall at

[Callie]

the path leading

[DEE F]

the way to

[SHEILA 13]

the land of

[Callie]

chocolate and more

[DEE F]

than you can

[Susie]

drink plenty of

[DEE F]

hot strong coffee

[SHEILA 13]

to make you

[Sharon]

want to go

[SHEILA 13]

round the bend

[DEE F]

it shake it

[SHEILA 13]

all over the

[DEE F]

fish n chips

[SHEILA 13]

with mushy peas

[tillyberry1]

salt n vinegar

[SHEILA 13]

all over my

[lorraine]

new pink dress

[JakeCastle]

The copper exclaimed!

[lorraine]

Evening all what

[SHEILA 13]

is going on

[lorraine]

with the expats

[SHEILA 13]

as they dont

[lorraine]

seem that happy

[SHEILA 13]

now they are

[lorraine]

looking for razors

[SHEILA 13]

to cut their

[tillyberry1]

(havent done this in the longest time]

hair on a

[Callie]

Giants big toe

[SHEILA 13]

at the end

[Callie]

of his leg

[SHEILA 13]

of the chair

[DEE F]

there sits a

[Susie]

big fat santa

[DEE F]

giving away lots

[tillyberry1]

of choclate too