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reecey
02-28-2007, 09:55 PM
but its hiding
Sab
02-28-2007, 10:03 PM
in Davenport coffeeshop
SHEILA 13
02-28-2007, 10:03 PM
In Blair's pocket
reecey
02-28-2007, 10:11 PM
with a man
SHEILA 13
02-28-2007, 10:14 PM
Holding a large ;)
reecey
02-28-2007, 10:34 PM
bigger than usual ;)
Munish
02-28-2007, 10:35 PM
gun and wearing
reecey
02-28-2007, 10:37 PM
a shiny leather !!!
SHEILA 13
02-28-2007, 10:41 PM
helmet on his;)
Munish
02-28-2007, 11:02 PM
head, which fell
reecey
02-28-2007, 11:06 PM
into the vast
SHEILA 13
03-01-2007, 12:08 AM
Ocean floating away !!!:p
reecey
03-01-2007, 12:20 AM
they sailed to
Munish
03-01-2007, 08:42 AM
Bermuda after they
McSporran
03-01-2007, 11:59 AM
found some bagpipes
Dustin
03-01-2007, 09:13 PM
and big bag
SHEILA 13
03-01-2007, 09:39 PM
with lots of
Munish
03-01-2007, 10:07 PM
Scottish people hiding
Dustin
03-01-2007, 11:16 PM
but without notice
peter gold
03-01-2007, 11:26 PM
they jumped ship
SHEILA 13
03-02-2007, 01:37 AM
and landed up:)
peter gold
03-02-2007, 02:37 AM
on the moon
haytonmac
03-02-2007, 03:09 AM
where they now
peter gold
03-02-2007, 03:20 AM
look at earth
Dustin
03-02-2007, 03:46 AM
and wonder why
Susie
03-02-2007, 03:58 AM
world is round
Dustin
03-02-2007, 04:17 AM
big blue and
Munish
03-02-2007, 08:17 AM
yellow? What's that
Dustin
03-02-2007, 02:44 PM
UK flag doing
reecey
03-02-2007, 05:42 PM
the harlem shuffle?
SHEILA 13
03-02-2007, 07:38 PM
by the old
Sab
03-02-2007, 07:45 PM
yellow- polka dot bikini
SHEILA 13
03-03-2007, 02:04 PM
laid on the :)
Dustin
03-03-2007, 03:55 PM
dance floor and
peter gold
03-03-2007, 04:29 PM
stared into space
InnVic
03-03-2007, 04:37 PM
then she spotted
DEE F
03-03-2007, 04:53 PM
A visa lawyer!
Munish
03-03-2007, 05:41 PM
They are EVERYWHERE!
peter gold
03-03-2007, 05:48 PM
and none nowhere
Dustin
03-03-2007, 08:11 PM
pockets full and
haytonmac
03-03-2007, 09:03 PM
so what now
Sab
03-04-2007, 12:33 AM
do we tango?
haytonmac
03-04-2007, 01:07 AM
i dont know
Dustin
03-04-2007, 01:10 AM
Said the vicar
haytonmac
03-04-2007, 01:14 AM
to the ?
Dustin
03-04-2007, 01:25 AM
Bishop can you
Sab
03-04-2007, 01:28 AM
teach me spanish?
lorraine
03-04-2007, 02:02 AM
all my customers
Munish
03-04-2007, 07:55 AM
Want something for
lorraine
03-04-2007, 01:34 PM
nothing, and more
SHEILA 13
03-04-2007, 02:53 PM
to the point
Dustin
03-04-2007, 04:55 PM
have you paid?
Sab
03-04-2007, 05:01 PM
check (cheques) been posted
Dustin
03-04-2007, 05:04 PM
should get soon
Sab
03-04-2007, 05:11 PM
US mail slow
Dustin
03-04-2007, 05:22 PM
just like the
Susie
03-04-2007, 05:33 PM
London Embassy and
Dustin
03-04-2007, 06:01 PM
And visa applications
Sab
03-05-2007, 02:30 AM
and my employees
lorraine
03-05-2007, 02:33 AM
who are great
SHEILA 13
03-05-2007, 11:23 AM
but the thing
Sab
03-05-2007, 01:48 PM
is i don't
Munish
03-05-2007, 02:03 PM
like people who
OberonSH
03-05-2007, 03:00 PM
decline my visa
SHEILA 13
03-05-2007, 05:10 PM
then they ask
Munish
03-05-2007, 05:49 PM
stupid questions like
SHEILA 13
03-05-2007, 09:53 PM
why do you
McSporran
03-06-2007, 10:03 AM
wear a wig
SHEILA 13
03-06-2007, 11:45 AM
and high heels:)
Sab
03-07-2007, 01:47 PM
you should wear
reecey
03-07-2007, 02:54 PM
a big red
lorraine
03-07-2007, 02:55 PM
Ball and chain
reecey
03-07-2007, 03:01 PM
attactched to his
SHEILA 13
03-07-2007, 03:03 PM
Collar and Cuffs:)
Sab
03-15-2007, 09:33 PM
and go to
reecey
03-16-2007, 01:10 AM
the vet for
Sab
03-16-2007, 01:13 AM
a look at
Susie
03-16-2007, 03:40 AM
Wee willy winkle
SHEILA 13
03-18-2007, 02:22 AM
eating his chocolate
mark
03-18-2007, 02:57 AM
bar of curlyworlies
Dustin
03-18-2007, 03:52 AM
so not happy!
Sab
03-18-2007, 12:50 PM
because he did
SHEILA 13
03-18-2007, 01:41 PM
Not get his
reecey
03-18-2007, 02:13 PM
big piece of
SHEILA 13
03-18-2007, 02:37 PM
Chocolate fudge cake
DEE F
03-18-2007, 03:09 PM
With whipped cream
Dustin
03-18-2007, 04:08 PM
Served by two
Sab
03-18-2007, 04:10 PM
reporters from the
Dustin
03-18-2007, 04:32 PM
Expatsvoice support group
Sharon
03-19-2007, 01:06 AM
at Hall's trial
anniefromessex
03-19-2007, 03:02 AM
they tried to
DEE F
03-19-2007, 05:10 AM
pretend it was
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 11:59 AM
a story about
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 05:07 PM
the man in
Sab
03-20-2007, 05:08 PM
the moon who
OberonSH
03-20-2007, 05:09 PM
ate the cheese
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 05:10 PM
and then went
DEE F
03-20-2007, 05:21 PM
back to sleep
OberonSH
03-20-2007, 05:24 PM
for a year
Sab
03-20-2007, 05:30 PM
and suprise suprise
Munish
03-20-2007, 05:54 PM
Cilla Black appeared
McSporran
03-20-2007, 07:12 PM
wearing a new
DEE F
03-20-2007, 07:30 PM
black scouser wig
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 07:33 PM
and a shiny
DEE F
03-20-2007, 07:35 PM
pair of wellies
Dustin
03-20-2007, 07:36 PM
red nose for
fee
03-20-2007, 07:47 PM
red nose day
Dustin
03-20-2007, 08:02 PM
and Sir Trev.
DEE F
03-20-2007, 08:10 PM
laughed out loud
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 08:24 PM
it must be
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 08:24 PM
the lone ranger
Dustin
03-20-2007, 08:26 PM
looking for his
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 10:16 PM
cloak and dagger
reecey
03-20-2007, 11:26 PM
where was it?
Susie
03-20-2007, 11:50 PM
In the White house
SHEILA 13
03-20-2007, 11:53 PM
with the old
Susie
03-21-2007, 12:17 AM
bag Monica who
SHEILA 13
03-21-2007, 12:22 AM
once had the
Sab
03-21-2007, 12:29 AM
president by the
DEE F
03-21-2007, 12:32 AM
big havanna cigar
Dustin
03-21-2007, 12:33 AM
who made it
Grumpy
03-21-2007, 01:49 AM
smoke very heavily!
lorraine
03-21-2007, 02:07 AM
who told you
SHEILA 13
03-21-2007, 11:25 AM
he had not
OberonSH
03-21-2007, 12:42 PM
inhaled the smoke
fee
03-21-2007, 03:21 PM
Hilary went mad
Sab
03-21-2007, 03:27 PM
and blamed the
Dustin
03-21-2007, 03:52 PM
cubans for the
DEE F
03-21-2007, 03:55 PM
strong cigar smoke
OberonSH
03-21-2007, 04:28 PM
who denied knowledge
Sab
03-21-2007, 04:41 PM
because bill had
Dustin
03-21-2007, 05:18 PM
been very good
SHEILA 13
03-21-2007, 08:10 PM
at all times
SHEILA 13
03-21-2007, 08:15 PM
until he played
DEE F
03-21-2007, 10:29 PM
pass the parcel
spotty
03-21-2007, 10:34 PM
with bent bananas
Munish
03-21-2007, 10:36 PM
and bent cowboys
spotty
03-21-2007, 10:38 PM
with bare chests
DEE F
03-21-2007, 10:54 PM
and dunkins donuts
spotty
03-21-2007, 10:56 PM
which he stuck
SHEILA 13
03-21-2007, 11:03 PM
in his coffee
Dustin
03-22-2007, 12:01 AM
so he could
DEE F
03-22-2007, 12:15 AM
make them squidgy
DEE F
03-22-2007, 12:15 AM
make them squidgy
DEE F
03-22-2007, 12:16 AM
oops sorry folks
Munish
03-22-2007, 08:58 AM
make them squidgy

as well as
SHEILA 13
03-22-2007, 11:40 AM
so hot and
spotty
03-22-2007, 12:26 PM
steamy in Houston
DEE F
03-22-2007, 01:58 PM
but ended up
Bobby
03-22-2007, 02:09 PM
back in England
spotty
03-22-2007, 02:10 PM
on a tractor
DEE F
03-22-2007, 03:07 PM
ploughing the fields
SHEILA 13
03-22-2007, 03:24 PM
that are full
spotty
03-22-2007, 05:56 PM
of Cornish pasties
DEE F
03-22-2007, 06:39 PM
and pork pies
spotty
03-22-2007, 06:50 PM
dancing the hornpipe
SHEILA 13
03-22-2007, 08:09 PM
and waving the
McSporran
03-22-2007, 08:37 PM
stars and stripes
Dustin
03-22-2007, 08:40 PM
looking at others
spotty
03-22-2007, 09:18 PM
playing the bagpipes
McSporran
03-22-2007, 09:23 PM
while drinking a
lorraine
03-22-2007, 09:30 PM
my favourite WHISKY
McSporran
03-22-2007, 09:32 PM
and smoking a
peter gold
03-22-2007, 09:45 PM
joint of beef
SHEILA 13
03-22-2007, 09:47 PM
and Yorkshire puddings
peter gold
03-22-2007, 09:56 PM
together in love
DEE F
03-22-2007, 10:11 PM
then lying down
peter gold
03-22-2007, 10:15 PM
to look up
spotty
03-22-2007, 10:18 PM
at an alligator
DEE F
03-22-2007, 10:22 PM
but just froze
Sab
03-22-2007, 10:30 PM
when i saw
spotty
03-22-2007, 10:38 PM
Sydney opera house
peter gold
03-22-2007, 10:45 PM
upside down now
Dustin
03-22-2007, 10:49 PM
look on the
SHEILA 13
03-22-2007, 10:50 PM
at the thought
spotty
03-22-2007, 10:57 PM
of spotted dick
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 12:07 AM
and creamy custard
peter gold
03-23-2007, 12:25 AM
and friar tuck
britcan
03-23-2007, 12:35 AM
and Robin Hood
Dustin
03-23-2007, 12:49 AM
not to forget
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 12:53 AM
maid marion and
lorraine
03-23-2007, 01:13 AM
;) some merry men
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 01:35 AM
all went to
lorraine
03-23-2007, 01:43 AM
down town disney
spotty
03-23-2007, 08:49 AM
on a skateboard
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 11:36 AM
then fell off
spotty
03-23-2007, 11:58 AM
and squashed Goofy
OberonSH
03-23-2007, 12:02 PM
who said 'Golly'
spotty
03-23-2007, 12:17 PM
what on earth
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 01:24 PM
is that I
spotty
03-23-2007, 01:36 PM
just trod in
Sab
03-23-2007, 02:21 PM
it smells like
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 02:25 PM
like a beautiful
OberonSH
03-23-2007, 02:26 PM
big pile of
spotty
03-23-2007, 02:38 PM
sausage and mash
DEE F
03-23-2007, 03:00 PM
with onion gravy
lorraine
03-23-2007, 03:04 PM
and clogged arteries
OberonSH
03-23-2007, 03:06 PM
where's the butter
DEE F
03-23-2007, 03:12 PM
on my toast
OberonSH
03-23-2007, 03:21 PM
with the marmite
Dustin
03-23-2007, 04:17 PM
or jam she
lorraine
03-23-2007, 04:25 PM
really needs it
Dustin
03-23-2007, 05:47 PM
as to the
DEE F
03-23-2007, 05:53 PM
tea and crumpets
Dustin
03-23-2007, 06:01 PM
a great idea!
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 06:09 PM
lets have them
spotty
03-23-2007, 06:11 PM
with the vicar
Dustin
03-23-2007, 07:03 PM
and the nuns
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 07:06 PM
in the sex;)
McSporran
03-23-2007, 07:10 PM
shop they had
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 07:12 PM
lots of fun ;)
McSporran
03-23-2007, 07:13 PM
but if only
spotty
03-23-2007, 07:15 PM
up the khyber
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 07:17 PM
pass the duchy
McSporran
03-23-2007, 09:24 PM
of Cornwall :D . Then
reecey
03-23-2007, 09:45 PM
gave him a
McSporran
03-23-2007, 09:59 PM
big wet kiss :drool:
spotty
03-23-2007, 10:31 PM
and a mackerel
lorraine
03-23-2007, 10:56 PM
do they sell
SHEILA 13
03-23-2007, 11:30 PM
chips with that
Dustin
03-24-2007, 01:35 AM
and peas with
lorraine
03-24-2007, 01:40 AM
slimey green stuff
DEE F
03-24-2007, 03:47 AM
and meat pies
Susie
03-24-2007, 05:37 AM
Not porky Pies !
DEE F
03-24-2007, 01:34 PM
no not them
spotty
03-24-2007, 01:42 PM
says the organist
DEE F
03-24-2007, 01:44 PM
just bisto gravy!!!!!!!
OberonSH
03-24-2007, 01:51 PM
for the mash
DEE F
03-24-2007, 01:52 PM
mouth now watering
OberonSH
03-24-2007, 01:53 PM
wipe that drool
DEE F
03-24-2007, 01:56 PM
sorry only thinking
OberonSH
03-24-2007, 02:02 PM
about David Tennant
DEE F
03-24-2007, 02:09 PM
Oooo yes please
OberonSH
03-24-2007, 02:10 PM
Saw him first
DEE F
03-24-2007, 02:12 PM
David Beckham then
spotty
03-24-2007, 03:04 PM
Charlie ex Corrie;)
SHEILA 13
03-24-2007, 03:07 PM
that will do
DEE F
03-24-2007, 03:18 PM
but he,s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OberonSH
03-24-2007, 03:19 PM
zombie charlie..mmmm.
peter gold
03-24-2007, 03:39 PM
in my dreams
InnVic
03-24-2007, 03:46 PM
bare chested cowboys :-)
OberonSH
03-24-2007, 03:46 PM
even better thought
spotty
03-24-2007, 04:11 PM
Tracy is guilty!!
Sab
03-24-2007, 04:19 PM
but bobby is
lorraine
03-24-2007, 06:45 PM
not a cowboy
SHEILA 13
03-24-2007, 06:46 PM
but he has
Munish
03-24-2007, 06:53 PM
a bare chest
lorraine
03-24-2007, 07:40 PM
oh how do
SHEILA 13
03-24-2007, 08:16 PM
you do big
SHEILA 13
03-26-2007, 11:39 AM
boy do you