A three word story

[McSporran]

think that you

[Dustin]

could pass the

[DEE F]

salt and pepper

[SHEILA 13]

for my big

[DEE F]

two pork chops

[lorraine]

wow their big

[SHEILA 13]

on my plate

[DEE F]

surrounded by chips

[McSporran]

covered in HP

[SHEILA 13]

and lots of

[DEE F]

salt and vinegar

[ChrisG]

(HP now Dutch)

[McSporran]

and wearing clogs

[SHEILA 13]

riding a bicycle

[lorraine]

Not a harley:cool:

[DEE F]

it was a

[SHEILA 13]

big red bus

[OberonSH]

ran over Hall

[lorraine]

he didnt pay

[SHEILA 13]

the man to

[lorraine]

take a ride

[SHEILA 13]

on my broom

[lorraine]

to cassadaga tomorrow

[DEE F]

and see Anita

[lorraine]

:p and her hubby (lol)

[SHEILA 13]

and see what

[peter gold]

you got me

[SHEILA 13]

by the short

[peter gold]

and the curlies

[lorraine]

but dont tell

[SHEILA 13]

the old man

[lorraine]

whos old man

[OberonSH]

not mine love!

[Dustin]

as i dont

[DEE F]

want to know

[SHEILA 13]

what they did

[reecey]

in the pool

[DEE F]

with the dog!

[SHEILA 13]

and the bone

[tracifrost]

going for cigarette

[Dustin]

what a night!

[lorraine]

sounds to good

[Dustin]

but guess what?

[lorraine]

go on tell

[Dustin]

would but i

[lorraine]

oh you didnt

[Dustin]

to better that

[lorraine]

ok go on

[Dustin]

can't name names

[lorraine]

i wont tell

[SHEILA 13]

we are all

[lorraine]

here and waiting

[SHEILA 13]

for the day

[Dustin]

names are told!

[lorraine]

and the night

[SHEILA 13]

when its time

[lorraine]

ok its time

[SHEILA 13]

for a bit

[Dustin]

for bed now! :D

[lorraine]

wow what happened

[lorraine]

night night sleep

[SHEILA 13]

and dream of

[Susie]

old fashioned sweets

[lorraine]

and cadbury dairy

[SHEILA 13]

milk by the

[lorraine]

way there mine

[DEE F]

you will get

[Munish]

hot cross bums

[reecey]

is your bum

[Munish]

really big or

[DEE F]

hot and cross!!!!!!

[McSporran]

with a sticky

[Munish]

lollipop inside her

[McSporran]

handbag and a

[reecey]

sherbert lemon on

[DEE F]

top of her

[Munish]

special, but private

[McSporran]

message service, when

[Susie]

the cell rang

[SHEILA 13]

and guess who

[lorraine]

knock knock whos

[SHEILA 13]

there its the

[lorraine]

little black thing

[SHEILA 13]

from the other

[lorraine]

side of the

[DEE F]

track,when they

[SHEILA 13]

caught a sight

[lorraine]

of that woman

[SHEILA 13]

who use to

[reecey]

dress in a

[DEE F]

duffle coat and

[DEE F]

sling back wellies

[lorraine]

Dee had them

[DEE F]

no she didnt

[lorraine]

looked the same

[Dustin]

not both you?

[DEE F]

oh no sir

[SHEILA 13]

it was not

[DEE F]

me at all

[SHEILA 13]

it was the

[DEE F]

lady in red

[reecey]

who has a

[SHEILA 13]

big hat on

[DEE F]

top of piano

[lorraine]

behind the chef

[SHEILA 13]

in the old

[Dustin]

boot by the

[DEE F]

haunted old house

[Dustin]

looking over the

[DEE F]

cadburys chocolate factory

[Dustin]

stop it girls

[Dustin]

get over the

[Dustin]

chocolate thing its

[DEE F]

good for us

[Dustin]

thats so funny

[SHEILA 13]

not so when

[SHEILA 13]

you havnt any:(

[lorraine]

i had enough

[DEE F]

you always have

[SHEILA 13]

but not too

[SHEILA 13]

of the good

[lorraine]

enough is enough

[DEE F]

you think so

[Dustin]

i bet not

[DEE F]

and me neither

[lorraine]

oh ok not

[DEE F]

see told you

[v2002]

Always pay attention

[DEE F]

that is correct

[lorraine]

:p no it all

[DEE F]

what do you

[Dustin]

call a man

[DEE F]

who walks with

[lorraine]

a small limp

[DEE F]

and big lump

[SHEILA 13]

right on his

[DEE F]

big spotty red

[SHEILA 13]

bow tie on

[SHEILA 13]

his big thick

[McSporran]

glasses mean that

[DEE F]

he cant see

[reecey]

his wifes big

[DEE F]

bowl of fruit

[peter gold]

and jugs of

[britcan]

frothy cooled beer!

Edit sue, sorry had to edit, is a three word story, he he

[Dustin]

not to forget

[peter gold]

hot cross buns

[Susie]

and easter eggs

[lorraine]

and choclate buttons

[Dustin]

moment lips life!

[DEE F]

on the hips

[SHEILA 13]

but its worth

[lorraine]

not much these

[DEE F]

make you grow

[reecey]

a great big

[DEE F]

pair of feet

[reecey]

which smell of

[DEE F]

chocolate cream eggs

[peter gold]

and sickly cakes

[DEE F]

filled with cream

[SHEILA 13]

and jam on

[lorraine]

top with strawberry

[DEE F]

and chocolate sauce

[SHEILA 13]

of course what

[DEE F]

you need now

[lorraine]

is a puppy

[SHEILA 13]

with sad eyes

[DEE F]

aw how cute

[lorraine]

not when peeing

[reecey]

or digging holes

[Dustin]

nor eating my

[SHEILA 13]

hard earned chocolate !!!!

[lorraine]

oh dear what

[reecey]

if it eats

[SHEILA 13]

my fluffy slippers

[reecey]

and my matching

[DEE F]

bobble hat and

[Susie]

fur nickers with

[SHEILA 13]

sparkles on them

[DEE F]

it better not

[lorraine]

or it will

[DEE F]

sleep in the

[SHEILA 13]

dark with no

[lorraine]

noise ha ha

[Tarlena Jenkins]

Unfortunately, he heard

[reecey]

thunder and lightning

[SHEILA 13]

and lots of

[reecey]

of banging from

[SHEILA 13]

the old pipes

[Dustin]

and his tummy

[reecey]

in the dark

[SHEILA 13]

went all quivery

[lorraine]

and then he

[reecey]

said to his

[lorraine]

self I wonder

[SHEILA 13]

what can it

[reecey]

be the dog

[lorraine]

or the long

[reecey]

snake stuck in

[lorraine]

the cooking pot

[DEE F]

actually it was

[SHEILA 13]

the big thing

[lorraine]

dee had chopped

[SHEILA 13]

off in rage

[lorraine]

oh well never

[SHEILA 13]

mind we can

[lorraine]

sew it back

[SHEILA 13]

together with a

[lorraine]

big needle lol

[reecey]

and twine from

[lorraine]

wallmart down the

[Dustin]

from the sues

[SHEILA 13]

home on the

[SHEILA 13]

range where the

[reecey]

eagles fly over

[DEE F]

the indian reservation

[reecey]

near lake okeechobee

[DEE F]

which we can

[reecey]

swim if were

[DEE F]

on a boat

[SHEILA 13]

sailing down the

[Dustin]

river without a

[SHEILA 13]

paddle and up

[Dustin]

and over the

[SHEILA 13]

hill and far

[DEE F]

as you can

[reecey]

go without losing

[lorraine]

losing what oh

[Dustin]

your mind and

[SHEILA 13]

everything else you

[lorraine]

used to own

[DEE F]

what about your

[SHEILA 13]

pearls of wisdom

[reecey]

they went with

[McSporran]

all my marbles

[reecey]

when I started

[McSporran]

to notice that

[reecey]

I keep forgetting

[DEE F]

where I put

[reecey]

my ball and

[McSporran]

chain, with the

[SHEILA 13]

egg and spoon

[DEE F]

in the kitchen

[Dustin]

where you should

[reecey]

be cooking my

[SHEILA 13]

dinner on the

[lorraine]

floor thats where

[SHEILA 13]

his dinner is !!!!!

[lorraine]

you said it

[reecey]

was in the