A three word story

[DEE F]

fridge with mine

[SHEILA 13]

no its in

[SHEILA 13]

the dog now

[tillyberry13]

so make your

[tillyberry13]

own dinner now

[DEE F]

and sharpish right!

[reecey]

or you will

[DEE F]

get no pudding

[reecey]

what treacle pudding

[JanetTom]

with custard please

[DEE F]

oh ok then

[tillyberry13]

with a cup

[SHEILA 13]

of tea please

[tillyberry13]

with digestive biscuits

[SHEILA 13]

chocolate of course

[tillyberry13]

Sounds Very delicious

[DEE F]

must be dark

[SHEILA 13]

in the room

[tillyberry13]

for the seance

[reecey]

where you put

[tillyberry13]

your hands together

[DEE F]

and pray for

[reecey]

just one last

[SHEILA 13]

drink for the

[DEE F]

dark chocolatet biccie

[tillyberry13]

and what about

[SHEILA 13]

the man with

[reecey]

the hole in

[lorraine]

his shoe where

[reecey]

he put his

[DEE F]

foot in it

[reecey]

and danced a

[SHEILA 13]

an irish jig

[lorraine]

with a guiness

[SHEILA 13]

in one hand

[haytonmac]

oh what fun

[SHEILA 13]

it is to

[DEE F]

get drunk on

[SHEILA 13]

a Saturday night

[DEE F]

and be able

[Sab]

to get a

[DEE F]

triple jack daniels

[reecey]

with a splash

[DEE F]

and lots of

[SHEILA 13]

ice to make

[DEE F]

it nice and

[tillyberry13]

fresh and crisp

[tillyberry13]

top it up

[DEE F]

with even more

[McSporran]

than the average

[SHEILA 13]

run of the

[DEE F]

mill,jack daniels

[tillyberry13]

and even a

[reecey]

some brandy and

[tillyberry13]

whisky on the

[tillyberry13]

side please oh

[SHEILA 13]

no I can't

[tillyberry13]

cope with all

[britcan]

the ice stop

[reecey]

and make a

[tillyberry13]

cup of coffee

[DEE F]

oh yes please

[SHEILA 13]

make mine with

[lorraine]

whisky and no

[DEE F]

coffee in it

[reecey]

a triple shot

[DEE F]

if you please

[tillyberry13]

have a dime

[DEE F]

to pay for

[britcan]

the paper boy

[DEE F]

so he can

[SHEILA 13]

go buy some

[lorraine]

now for me

[SHEILA 13]

not more chocolate

[lorraine]

yes more and

[SHEILA 13]

more the better

[lorraine]

I will feel:p

[SHEILA 13]

so happy when

[lorraine]

I eat the

[SHEILA 13]

the lot and

[DEE F]

get my antibiotics!

[Dustin]

so much food!!!!!!!!

[Sab]

that dustin has

[DEE F]

to share it

[lorraine]

with all the

[DEE F]

people at bbq

[Dustin]

what a night

[lorraine]

fun Im sure

[DEE F]

hope you all

[tillyberry13]

had a good

[lorraine]

time and heads

[DEE F]

arent too painful !!!

[lorraine]

did you know

[SHEILA 13]

that you can

[DEE F]

take an aspirin

[Dustin]

needs more than

[DEE F]

than that to

[lorraine]

sort this one

[DEE F]

and make it

[Susie]

Next Saturday again?

[DEE F]

oh ok then

[tillyberry13]

so lets go

[DEE F]

on our way

[reecey]

to get a

[McSporran]

trolley full of

[Dustin]

everything we all

[reecey]

of cakes and

[DEE F]

more jack daniels !!

[Dustin]

don't forget vodka!

[DEE F]

ok we wont

[SHEILA 13]

take it to

[lorraine]

Lorraines house and

[SHEILA 13]

have a whisky

[lorraine]

or two or

[SHEILA 13]

three bottles of

[tillyberry13]

:cool: :D milk which are:D :cool:

[lorraine]

horrid really horrid

[DEE F]

Just Like Men

[SHEILA 13]

and all that

[lorraine]

;) not at walmart

[DEE F]

i know i

[SHEILA 13]

have found them

[lorraine]

not for long

[Dustin]

not all men!!!:p :p :p

[SHEILA 13]

are what they

[Dustin]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[lorraine]

seem to be

[DEE F]

nice like dustin

[lorraine]

no you right

[DEE F]

i know i

[Dustin]

am always right:notworthy:

[lorraine]

well sometimes any

[DEE F]

well nearly sometimes

[SHEILA 13]

but not always

[lorraine]

no but sometimes

[SHEILA 13]

we can try

[tillyberry13]

:rolleyes:to do what

[Kriz1]

:welcome: Innvic too

[DEE F]

titter titter titter

[SHEILA 13]

said the little

[Tarlena Jenkins]

alien with no

[SHEILA 13]

brain and a

[tillyberry13]

big jelly head

[reecey]

with a wierd

[Sab]

tattoo on his

[SHEILA 13]

fore head saying

[reecey]

am i a

[SHEILA 13]

nice person or

[reecey]

just a big

[Sab]

willy wonker who

[reecey]

ate all the

[SHEILA 13]

wonka bars in

[reecey]

willy wonkas factory

[Tarlena Jenkins]

leaving nothing for

[reecey]

my hubby and

[SHEILA 13]

my toy boy

[tillyberry13]

idk

[reecey]

thats mums for

[SHEILA 13]

you and they

[lorraine]

know best all

[tillyberry13]

:cool:+bout every thing

[DEE F]

now now charlotte

[SHEILA 13]

I will smack

[Munish]

you on the

[DEE F]

bum you naughty

[SHEILA 13]

girl if you

[lorraine]

dont do as

[Dustin]

you like as

[DEE F]

you are told

[Dustin]

by many too

[lorraine]

to do as

[tillyberry13]

the best of


--------------------------------------------------------------------------sorry everybody:(

[SHEILA 13]

all I ask

[lorraine]

over and over

[Dustin]

is for you

[SHEILA 13]

to pick your

[byjove]

hairs from your

[reecey]

your big bushy

[JanetTom]

nostrils and chin

[SHEILA 13]

up and over

[reecey]

your shoulder and

[SHEILA 13]

behind your ear

[Dustin]

not to forget

[DEE F]

your bushy eyebrows

[SHEILA 13]

and those lovely

[Tarlena Jenkins]

round gobules of

[DEE F]

yep you have

[DEE F]

stumped me now

[SHEILA 13]

me too what

[DEE F]

on earth is

[reecey]

it we are

[DEE F]

talking about anyway !!!!!!!!!!!

[SHEILA 13]

nonsence as usual !!!!

[reecey]

i would rather

[SHEILA 13]

be eating at

[Dustin]

Dustin's BBQ:D Thursday

[DEE F]

yeh me to

[Sab]

because the chef

[SHEILA 13]

has gone off

[Sab]

to watch his

[reecey]

his team play

[SHEILA 13]

space invaders game

[DEE F]

on his own

[Dustin]

cus he has

[DEE F]

no one else

[SHEILA 13]

to talk to

[DEE F]

aw bless him

[tillyberry13]

cant wait till

[SHEILA 13]

you are 18

[tillyberry13]

to go to

[lorraine]

Get a mortgage

[DEE F]

after the earthquake!!!!!!!!!!

[lorraine]

moved for me

[DEE F]

the roof off

[lorraine]

wow nice one

[anniefromessex]

cyril, nice one

[SHEILA 13]

son now lets

[tillyberry13]

have another one

[lorraine]

sounds good to

[tillyberry13]

me and my

[Kriz1]

big fat belly

[tillyberry13]

full of jelly :)

[SHEILA 13]

and custard please

[Tarlena Jenkins]

with sprinkles on

[anniefromessex]

plus a flake

[lorraine]

and creme egg

[Carol]

Your Chocolate Mad

[Kriz1]

and throwing up

[DEE F]

on the carpet

[SHEILA 13]

so now I

[Munish]

with the 80s

[SHEILA 13]

music I dance

[Munish]

to Wham and

[tillyberry13]

hannah montana and

[McSporran]

doing the conga

[SHEILA 13]

up the aisle

[McSporran]

and over the

[SHEILA 13]

hill and far

[McSporran]

into the distant

[SHEILA 13]

future where we

[Dustin]

have not a

[McSporran]

care in the

[SHEILA 13]

World I wish

[Dustin]

i could start

[McSporran]

a song without

[Dustin]

words but lots

[McSporran]

of mumbling and

[reecey]

and jigging to

[Dustin]

the old mans

[SHEILA 13]

banjo in the