A three word story

[Dustin]

little town called

[lorraine]

orlando with all

[Dustin]

The British taking

[lorraine]

:rolleyes: all the c***

[Dustin]

And fighting the

[lorraine]

so***** immigration rules

[Dustin]

with every bit

[lorraine]

of spunk in

[SHEILA 13]

the heart of

[lorraine]

them but hey

[SHEILA 13]

not in their

[lorraine]

nelly will they

[Dustin]

ever see outside

[SHEILA 13]

the box so

[Dustin]

let's try too

[SHEILA 13]

make them see

[Dustin]

what they are

[lorraine]

cadbury creme eggs !!!!!!!!!!!

[Dustin]

over such a

[lorraine]

long long way

[Dustin]

from the facts!

[lorraine]

like they give

[DEE F]

a c*** what

[SHEILA 13]

we all have

[tillyberry13]

pets and jello

[DEE F]

not too sure

[tillyberry13]

about tortillas with

[lorraine]

creme egg and

[tillyberry13]

potato salad con

[lorraine]

Yuk how disgusting

[Dustin]

back to food:drool: :drool: :drool:

[lorraine]

well choclate actually

[Dustin]

I GIVE UP!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[lorraine]

Ok Where Is????

[DEE F]

my chocolate egg

[anniefromessex]

and spotted dick

[DEE F]

covered in custard

[Dustin]

in tesco for

[DEE F]

your sunday lunch

[Dustin]

Same as bakewell

[Dustin]

tarts that i :drool: :drool: :drool:

[tillyberry13]

love with jam

[tillyberry13]

jam tarts cakes

[Dustin]

or even bakewell

[McSporran]

a lovely village

[tillyberry13]

for me and

[SHEILA 13]

my old Mum

[tillyberry13]

your not old

[lorraine]

not as old

[DEE F]

as you feel

[lorraine]

you could be

[Dustin]

off your rocker

[lorraine]

or you could

[Dustin]

Cliam to be

[lorraine]

if your name

[Dustin]

or job made

[DEE F]

made you famous

[lorraine]

like dee annie

[DEE F]

well of course

[Dustin]

what you mean?

[anniefromessex]

is that we

[lorraine]

think we are

[Dustin]

or is it

[anniefromessex]

love at first

[lorraine]

bit of you

[Dustin]

or more of

[lorraine]

a joke really

[Dustin]

just like the

[lorraine]

thing about the

[Dustin]

watchamacallit! that she

[lorraine]

thinks that she

[Dustin]

is the only

[lorraine]

famous one here

[SHEILA 13]

Is that Dee

[Dustin]

and she also

[lorraine]

thinks sheila is

[Dustin]

one of the

[tillyberry13]

worlds best mummy

[lorraine]

famous three oh

[DEE F]

witches of Eastwick

[lorraine]

or of orlando

[Dustin]

or maybe even

[lorraine]

the white house

[tillyberry13]

meet the president

[Dustin]

and ask for

[Munish]

after the 2008

[tillyberry13]

high school musical

[Dustin]

err or summin ?

[lorraine]

like that you

[tillyberry13]

do you like

[JanetTom]

fried green tomatoes!

[Dustin]

lot's of extra

[anniefromessex]

stuff on the

[DEE F]

boat with annie

[lorraine]

like a frog

[anniefromessex]

a policeman or

[lorraine]

a fishermans friend

[anniefromessex]

I once knew

[lorraine]

a sweet girl

[haytonmac]

why do we

[tillyberry13]

not noe her

[SHEILA 13]

from the Circus

[McSporran]

with a beard

[SHEILA 13]

and a bare

[DEE F]

back horse rider

[SHEILA 13]

going to Cassadaga

[Dustin]

eggs bacon beans:)

[SHEILA 13]

make it large

[Dustin]

And bubble and

[Daz"N"Kaz]

Squeak said the

[SHEILA 13]

Man in black

[Dustin]

Holding the black

[SHEILA 13]

bow tie and

[Dustin]

and only a

[DEE F]

black leather thong

[SHEILA 13]

anything but that;)

[anniefromessex]

tied with a

[DEE F]

big red bow

[SHEILA 13]

with bells on

[DEE F]

my personal trainer

[SHEILA 13]

bent over the

[anniefromessex]

big woman and

[SHEILA 13]

little man hiding

[Kriz1]

under the large

[DEE F]

striped deck chair

[lorraine]

with the rabbit

[DEE F]

Ha Ha Ha

[SHEILA 13]

how can I

[tillyberry13]

ever go to

[SHEILA 13]

the theme park

[SHEILA 13]

with Mickey Mouse

[OberonSH]

staring at me

[SHEILA 13]

with those big

[SHEILA 13]

blue eyes looking

[tillyberry13]

down at me

[DEE F]

and also his

[SHEILA 13]

bucket and spade

[DEE F]

and mouse ears

[reecey]

and the other

[Dustin]

imploments to have

[DEE F]

like a big

[Dustin]

Round thing with

[a.mcgee]

the purple head

[SHEILA 13]

and green eyes

[Susie]

its Doug Hall

[tillyberry13]

who is he

[SHEILA 13]

the man who

[Susie]

is a conman

[SHEILA 13]

amongst other things

[Grumpy]

nice family man !

[DEE F]

or is he????????

[tillyberry13]

a fat monster

[Kitty]

with huge ears

[kirtida8]

and a big

[SHEILA 13]

piece of cake

[kirtida8]

shoved in his

[Munish]

bum and nose

[SHEILA 13]

smelling the roses

[kirtida8]

in his garden

[tillyberry13]

where he saw

[kirtida8]

a nasty skunk

[Susie]

Kriss loves it

[Susie]

cos a female

[kirtida8]

wont spray her

[SHEILA 13]

with a lovely

[kirtida8]

bouquet of fragrant

[Dustin]

magic dust that

[kirtida8]

turned him into

[tillyberry13]

a pig which

[kirtida8]

was shot by

[Sharon]

a bebe gub

[Sharon]

a hooded robber

[DEE F]

and also dustin

[kirtida8]

who was fuming

[SHEILA 13]

with the man

[kirtida8]

because he missed

[SHEILA 13]

the train to

[Sab]

the place he

[kirtida8]

Washington where he

[SHEILA 13]

had tea with

[kirtida8]

George and Laura

[Doreen]

in the white

[tillyberry13]

and blue cloud

[Sab]

decorated with large

[kirtida8]

red,white and

[Sab]

violet polka dot

[kirtida8]

satin curtains that

[Sharon]

Felt so sexy

[DEE F]

and went well

[anniefromessex]

with a cold

[Susie]

shower and massage

[kirtida8]

and feeling relaxed

[Sab]

it was time

[kirtida8]

to go and

[Dustin]

take cold shower

[tillyberry13]

with bubbles higher

[kirtida8]

and a wonderful

[SHEILA 13]

good nights sleep

[kirtida8]

where he dreamed

[SHEILA 13]

of getting a

[kirtida8]

big ice cream

[tillyberry13]

yorkshire terrier puppy

[kirtida8]

with chocolate eyes

[Sab]

and a change

[DEE F]

of status to

[anniefromessex]

Lpr

[Susie]

but family denied

[kirtida8]

so he screamed

[tillyberry13]

big chocolate bunnies

[kirtida8]

jumping through the

[DEE F]

hoops and hurdles

[kirtida8]

of the immigration

[DEE F]

dept and embassy

[tillyberry13]

where the hills

[kirtida8]

were covered in

[DEE F]

strawberry creme cake

[kirtida8]

and lots of

[DEE F]

hundreds and thousands

[kirtida8]

suddenly feeling hungry

[DEE F]

need a cake

[kirtida8]

jumping out of

[JanetTom]

with a big

[kirtida8]

bang as he

[OberonSH]

stroked a cat

[kirtida8]

and got scratched

[OberonSH]

and caught rabies

[kirtida8]

all those injections!

[OberonSH]

in the butt

[tillyberry13]

were the dog

[kirtida8]

had already bitten

[OberonSH]

not a good day!

[tillyberry13]

in her hut

[kirtida8]

got himself coffee

[SHEILA 13]

and a do-nut

[tillyberry13]

with cream fluff

[kirtida8]

what a rush

[OberonSH]

too much sugar

[tillyberry13]

of pink icing

[OberonSH]

rot your teeth

[tillyberry13]

sugar and spice

[reecey]

and all things

[reecey]

nice is what

[reecey]

little girls are

[reecey]

are made of

[reecey]

I hope so :) :) :) :)

[DEE F]

or are they ?????????????????????????????????

[Susie]

green eyed monsters

[anniefromessex]

When Dee was

[Sharon]

lusting after Mun

[reecey]

and whatsitsname footballer