A three word story

[kirtida8]

mmmm yes delicious

[DEE F]

naughty but nice

[kirtida8]

got to go

[kirtida8]

and take a

[kirtida8]

long cold shower

[SHEILA 13]

now then ladies

[kirtida8]

just so steamy

[SHEILA 13]

please calm down !!

[kirtida8]

in the laundry

[tillyberry13]

get tumble dryed

[DEE F]

Ha Ha Ha

[kirtida8]

came out fluffy

[SHEILA 13]

and dyed pink

[kirtida8]

oh my god!

[Susie]

Where's me nickers?

[Sharon]

Munish's has got

[kirtida8]

a hold of

[SHEILA 13]

the daily paper

[DEE F]

and his morning

[kirtida8]

got brighter as

[DEE F]

his eggs boiled

[Sab]

and his toast

[kirtida8]

was nice and

[Sab]

soaked in dripping

[tillyberry13]

honey and syrup

[Sab]

but what he

[kirtida8]

really wanted was

[Sab]

the largest most

[kirtida8]

delicious pizza topped

[Sab]

with curry and

[kirtida8]

spicy buffalo sauce

[Sharon]

plastered all over

[kirtida8]

so spicy and

[SHEILA 13]

hot with rice

[OberonSH]

South Beach Diet!

[SHEILA 13]

always start tomorrow

[reecey]

should have done

[Susie]

the housework today

[Sharon]

but s-d it!

[kirtida8]

tomorrow is another

[reecey]

day in the

[SHEILA 13]

world of mickey

[Sab]

and the star

[kirtida8]

of the show

[SHEILA 13]

mickey and minnie

[Sab]

wore the most

[OberonSH]

gorgeous little outfits

[SHEILA 13]

in the show

[Sab]

where nobody could

[kirtida8]

believe their eyes

[DEE F]

at what they

[kirtida8]

saw them doing

[DEE F]

with goofy and

[SHEILA 13]

that he actually

[kirtida8]

started to sing

[Sab]

an classical version

[kirtida8]

of the song

[SHEILA 13]

which goes like

[kirtida8]

"you make me..."

[DEE F]

feel like dancing

[kirtida8]

so everybody got

[SHEILA 13]

on their feet

[kirtida8]

rattle and roll

[DEE F]

and a bit

[SHEILA 13]

of this and

[kirtida8]

and a lot

[reecey]

of dirty dancing

[peter gold]

hot in the

[DEE F]

dance floor and

[Doreen]

then on the

[DEE F]

bar top as

[OberonSH]

Goffy did TimeWarp

[kirtida8]

and mickey did

[SHEILA 13]

the Irish Jig

[OberonSH]

everyone cheered them

[Doreen]

on to do

[Dustin]

the most awful

[OberonSH]

George Bush impression

[Dustin]

that made me

[DEE F]

want to puke

[SHEILA 13]

on the floor

[Sharon]

I slipped and

[Susie]

fell about laughing

[kirtida8]

the photo appeared

[DEE F]

along with a

[kirtida8]

a caption saying

[DEE F]

look at me

[SHEILA 13]

I'm a disco

[kirtida8]

dancing queen yippee

[Susie]

wet panties laughing

[SHEILA 13]

all the way

[Susie]

to the bank

[SHEILA 13]

to take the

[DEE F]

money out i

[kirtida8]

fumbled for the

[DEE F]

withdrawal slip and

[Munish]

slipped over the

[DEE F]

counter with my

[kirtida8]

melted ice cream

[Munish]

falling down my

[DEE F]

top and making

[Munish]

me take off

[DEE F]

from gatwick airport

[DEE F]

see Munish clean !!!!!!!!!

[kirtida8]

instead of Luton

[Munish]

because I caused

[kirtida8]

where's my campari?

[DEE F]

where i could

[Munish]

drink and drink

[kirtida8]

until completely sloshed!

[Munish]

- don't imply I'm trying it - I opened the sentence - it had millions of possibilities -

[Munish]

But then I

[kirtida8]

had an epiphany!

[Munish]

I'm an alcoholic!

[DEE F]

not your fault

[Munish]

But I do

[DEE F]

get drunk regularly

[Munish]

because of my

[kirtida8]

depressed state of

[Munish]

my knobbly knees

[DEE F]

and webbed feet

[Munish]

which I got

[DEE F]

ducking and diving

[DEE F]

Ha Ha Ha

[Munish]

with Del Boy

[DEE F]

and Rodney the

[Munish]

PLONKA! I bought

[DEE F]

some dodgy videos

[Munish]

that tried to

[DEE F]

record me naked

[Munish]

but I wasn't

[kirtida8]

not again! Ahhhh!!

[DEE F]

ready for that

[Munish]

because my saggy

[kirtida8]

bottom was really

[DEE F]

not for display

[Munish]

So I returned

[DEE F]

the videos to

[Munish]

Del Boy, but

[DEE F]

wouldnt have em

[kirtida8]

gone to the

[Munish]

ladies for a

[Dustin]

chat and to

[DEE F]

put on my

[Dustin]

socks and gloves

[Susie]

hob nail boots

[DEE F]

and get with

[kirtida8]

Doug Hall who

[kirtida8]

was still alive!

[kirtida8]

cos Dustin had

[SHEILA 13]

him strung up

[kirtida8]

by his short

[OberonSH]

hairy little arms

[kirtida8]

until he screamed

[OberonSH]

Like a girl

[SHEILA 13]

in the rain

[kirtida8]

what a funny

[DEE F]

old world this

[kirtida8]

is when old

[tillyberry13]

stays very young

[Dustin]

O I wish

[kirtida8]

I was in

[Dustin]

a better place

[kirtida8]

where you can

[Dustin]

make it real

[Sharon]

instead of fairyland

[Ron]

Mickey mouse sucks

[DEE F]

eggs just like

[SHEILA 13]

the lady who

[DEE F]

grew a beard

[SHEILA 13]

on her face

[tillyberry13]

was a bug

[SHEILA 13]

crawling up her

[OberonSH]

right knicker leg

[Dustin]

towards the face

[OberonSH]

tattooed on her

[Dustin]

with the best

[DEE F]

of british printed

[SHEILA 13]

in large letters

[tillyberry13]

saying i am

[OberonSH]

a british bulldog

[Dustin]

please return too....

[DEE F]

the starting point

[Dustin]

and try again

[tillyberry13]

oh no not

[SHEILA 13]

again please help

[tillyberry13]

me i have

[Dustin]

to do again! ?

[SHEILA 13]

yes thats right

[Dustin]

but this time

[DEE F]

do it properly

[SHEILA 13]

like we do ;)

[Dustin]

and pay more

[DEE F]

than is necessary

[Susie]

For hanky panky

[debd]

or you could

[Susie]

get nasty infection

[kirtida8]

and spend thousands

[SHEILA 13]

upon thousands on

[kirtida8]

a silver sequined

[SHEILA 13]

ball gown to

[SHEILA 13]

wear at Kays :D

[tillyberry13]

fiesta with a

[DEE F]

long cool drink

[kirtida8]

and really spicy

[tillyberry13]

candy oh and

[kirtida8]

some chilli dogs

[Munish]

I have herpes.

[kirtida8]

what have you

[Munish]

herpes and rabies.

[Munish]

Herpes and rabies

[kirtida8]

no!!!more injections!!!!

[SHEILA 13]

best see Doctor

[kirtida8]

no health insurance

[SHEILA 13]

yes I know:(

[DEE F]

frothing at the

[kirtida8]

mouth and brain

[Sab]

refuses to accept

[kirtida8]

madness setting in

[SHEILA 13]

at the white

[kirtida8]

foam gushing forth

[tillyberry13]

from your inflated

[Grumpy]

Hot air balloon

[kirtida8]

flying over disney

[peter gold]

gets lost now

[kirtida8]

as the fireworks

[DEE F]

pop his balloon

[Susie]

bang crash wallop

[DEE F]

and landed on

[kirtida8]

Doug Hall who

[OberonSH]

needs a kicking

[kirtida8]

having survived the

[SHEILA 13]

embassy interview today

[kirtida8]

need a drink

[OberonSH]

but it's over

[SHEILA 13]

and now the

[kirtida8]

celebrations begin hooray!

[OberonSH]

cos we're finally

[kirtida8]

starting our dream

[OberonSH]

with a pool

[kirtida8]

drat those mosquito's!!

[tillyberry13]

who pinch me

[Susie]

bite and itch

[Doreen]

you all over

[Dustin]

but only bite

[SHEILA 13]

can get you

[DEE F]

if you are

[kirtida8]

not careful and

[SHEILA 13]

dont watch the

[kirtida8]

blood oozing out!