A three word story

[Grumpy]

batter with chips

[kirtida8]

and mushy peas

[SHEILA 13]

yes please I

[tillyberry13]

have no batter

[DEE F]

but i have

[SHEILA 13]

no eggs in

[kirtida8]

the house so

[DEE F]

i will have

[SHEILA 13]

to go down

[DEE F]

to the store

[kirtida8]

and buy some

[DEE F]

yorkshire pudding mix

[anniefromessex]

and nice perfume

[DEE F]

then dab it

[anniefromessex]

where the sun

[Grumpy]

does not shine

[byjove]

In England this

[SHEILA 13]

only comes out

[kirtida8]

after a downpour

[tillyberry13]

of warm sausages

[SHEILA 13]

with onion gravy

[OberonSH]

and bentos pies

[kirtida8]

and HP sauce

[SHEILA 13]

all over the

[kirtida8]

lovely fat sausages

[Susie]

I am starving

[SHEILA 13]

hungry so I

[Susie]

am getting stuffed

[kirtida8]

with all the

[SHEILA 13]

curry and chapata's

[SHEILA 13]

on my plate

[DEE F]

with a lovely

[tillyberry13]

side order of

[SHEILA 13]

mushrooms and onions

[kirtida8]

went down a

[McSporran]

rabbithole and fell

[SHEILA 13]

off the monkey

[Susie]

fell huge flea's

[kirtida8]

starting to itch

[McSporran]

just along the

[kirtida8]

back of my

[SHEILA 13]

shed in the

[DEE F]

where we keep

[anniefromessex]

George W &

[Susie]

loads of rats

[SHEILA 13]

in a cage

[DEE F]

with all our

[kirtida8]

other unwanted junk

[SHEILA 13]

yard where we

[DEE F]

dont want it

[SHEILA 13]

to be seen

[DEE F]

by anyone else

[kirtida8]

time for a

[DEE F]

good old sort

[SHEILA 13]

out in the

[DEE F]

houses of parliament

[SHEILA 13]

where the men

[anniefromessex]

just sleep all

[SHEILA 13]

day as usual :D

[Grumpy]

and lie through

[kirtida8]

their false teeth

[SHEILA 13]

and wear wigs

[DEE F]

and stilletto heels

[SHEILA 13]

with fishnet tights

[kirtida8]

what a sight

[SHEILA 13]

as they bend

[anniefromessex]

and climb up

[kirtida8]

and swing around

[SHEILA 13]

the banana tree

[tillyberry13]

the monkeys throw

[tillyberry13]

coconuts on there

[tillyberry13]

head ouch ouch

[DEE F]

but where there

[SHEILA 13]

is a will

[DEE F]

there is a

[kirtida8]

a way around

[SHEILA 13]

the rugged rock

[kirtida8]

but beware cliffs

[tillyberry13]

are very choclatey

[SHEILA 13]

with marshmallows on

[kirtida8]

top and sprinkles

[SHEILA 13]

all over the

[kirtida8]

sides making it

[SHEILA 13]

all yummy yummy

[tillyberry13]

im my tummy

[SHEILA 13]

need to be

[OberonSH]

on a diet

[SHEILA 13]

so it looks

[reecey]

very very very

[DEE F]

appealing to us

[kirtida8]

as the hunger

[SHEILA 13]

pains kicked in

[tillyberry13]

the left ribs

[reecey]

were in a

[SHEILA 13]

rich bbq sauce

[DEE F]

woth loads of

[tillyberry13]

money in the

[DEE F]

bank we were

[SHEILA 13]

happy as pigs

[JanetTom]

in muck with

[DEE F]

all the rubbish

[SHEILA 13]

that some people

[DEE F]

throw at you

[JanetTom]

but what if...

[reecey]

they threw a

[DEE F]

pig at you

[kirtida8]

run for cover!

[Dustin]

or take the

[kirtida8]

high road to

[Dustin]

the end of

[DEE F]

the rainbow and

[Dustin]

in to a

[DEE F]

field of buttercups

[Dustin]

and not a

[tillyberry13]

vally of choclate

[DEE F]

shame that I

[SHEILA 13]

cannot eat chocolate

[DEE F]

so i will

[SHEILA 13]

not get fat

[anniefromessex]

but I can

[SHEILA 13]

drink lots of

[kirtida8]

Margaritas on the

[SHEILA 13]

beach in the

[DEE F]

carribean with my

[SHEILA 13]

toy boy and

[DEE F]

work on my

[kirtida8]

suntan and getting

[DEE F]

my renewal sorted

[kirtida8]

so peaceful lying

[SHEILA 13]

here without any

[kirtida8]

worries about work

[SHEILA 13]

not getting done

[DEE F]

it is so

[kirtida8]

refreshing not answering

[DEE F]

the phones and

[SHEILA 13]

running about after

[DEE F]

all and sundry

[kirtida8]

just to pick

[DEE F]

the winner at

[SHEILA 13]

the Grand National

[anniefromessex]

and then get

[kirtida8]

the loot and

[Dustin]

give to all

[DEE F]

the people who

[Dustin]

need it more

[DEE F]

than we do

[kirtida8]

spreading the love

[DEE F]

and shouting from

[kirtida8]

the rooftops of

[DEE F]

the london embassy

[kirtida8]

" I got my

[SHEILA 13]

brand new bicycle

[DEE F]

and bike clips

[McSporran]

with a bell

[DEE F]

that rang really

[SHEILA 13]

loud in my

[DEE F]

ears and made

[SHEILA 13]

me all dizzy

[tillyberry13]

and i spun

[DEE F]

round and round

[tillyberry13]

in a square

[OberonSH]

then fell down

[DEE F]

on my knees

[Dustin]

and also on

[DEE F]

top of the

[SHEILA 13]

morning to you

[Susie]

but have hangover

[kirtida8]

need some pills

[OberonSH]

drink some water

[benje_ds]

Then buy pills

[kirtida8]

oh thats better!

[SHEILA 13]

now we can

[reecey]

run for miles

[kirtida8]

if we want

[SHEILA 13]

to and see

[DEE F]

where we get

[kirtida8]

but its too

[DEE F]

far and have

[kirtida8]

to take a

[reecey]

swim in the

[SHEILA 13]

river to get

[DEE F]

cooled off and

[SHEILA 13]

make me feel

[DEE F]

all refreshed again

[SHEILA 13]

so now I

[DEE F]

will start again

[kirtida8]

once upon a

[DEE F]

there where three

[kirtida8]

miserable little men

[DEE F]

and they all

[kirtida8]

worked in a

[SHEILA 13]

cheesecake factory so

[DEE F]

they were all

[SHEILA 13]

eating so much

[DEE F]

they had no

[anniefromessex]

clue that they

[kirtida8]

had nothing left

[SHEILA 13]

to eat so

[reecey]

made a cake

[kirtida8]

from leftover crumbs

[DEE F]

and ate all

[reecey]

the bread pudding

[kirtida8]

with yummy custard

[DEE F]

and lots of

[SHEILA 13]

weight they put

[reecey]

on their bottoms

[tillyberry13]

there brain exploded

[DEE F]

all because they

[SHEILA 13]

had injections in

[kirtida8]

their rear instead

[SHEILA 13]

so it looks

[kirtida8]

all mutated and

[SHEILA 13]

covered in dimples

[kirtida8]

and large boils

[DEE F]

so it must

[kirtida8]

be popped or

[SHEILA 13]

stay all fat

[Susie]

like a hernia

[kirtida8]

Oh so painful

[SHEILA 13]

its not worth

[kirtida8]

all the hassle

[SHEILA 13]

in getting a

[kirtida8]

surgical procedure that

[SHEILA 13]

will make me

[DEE F]

unable to sit

[tillyberry13]

on my butt

[DEE F]

for a week

[SHEILA 13]

so I will

[kirtida8]

walk funny and

[SHEILA 13]

have to limp

[kirtida8]

all the way

[tillyberry13]

down the avenue

[SHEILA 13]

where the trees

[kirtida8]

were just blooming

[SHEILA 13]

with lovely blossom

[kirtida8]

oh my allergies

[SHEILA 13]

have started again

[McSporran]

on a train

[SHEILA 13]

to the mystery

[McSporran]

mountain where a

[kirtida8]

yeti was waiting

[tillyberry13]

with big foot

[McSporran]

playing poker and

[Caroline]

scratching under his

[SHEILA 13]

hairy arm pit

[tillyberry13]

i think that

[Susie]

needs some deoderant

[kirtida8]

and you definitely

[Caroline]

could use some

[kirtida8]

nearly knocked me