A three word story

[Grumpy]

Hi

Thought it may be fun. The idea is some starts a story (in three words only) and others carry it on, bit like chineese whispers.

So here we go, lets see what happens




One cold night

[Susie]

a dog was

[Sharon]

going for a

[ChrisG]

visa from London

[Kitty]

inside the Embassy

[Susie]

Rover saw Bush

[Emmalee25]

And he cocked......

[Sharon]

His ears up !

[Sharon]

His ears up !

[Ron]

When meg said

[InnVic]

Its Bush's poodle!

[ChrisG]

or Caulfield's ****zu

[ChrisG]

Sorry didn't realise it would do that -it should be "Shih Tzu" really but that would have been 4 words.

[mark]

their eyes met !

[Kitty]

When suddenly they

[Susie]

Went for the

[Grumpy]

emergency exit door

[Ron]

and bumped into

[Sharon]

a copper outside

[ChrisG]

Ello, Ello, Ello

[Bobby]

I like your

[Grumpy]

bit on the

[Ron]

top of your

[DIANE]

head and also

[Bobby]

that long dangly

[lorraine]

curl beneath it

[Bobby]

that looks like

[lorraine]

a wiggly worm

[Kitty]

a bird flew

[lorraine]

over and decided

[mark]

have a nibble

[Grumpy]

but a cat

[Sharon]

chased the bird

[Susie]

But the ****-zu

[anniefromessex]

just wagged his

[Bobby]

little willy wonka

[lorraine]

and ate choclate

[Bobby]

covered willy wonkas

[lorraine]

eyes with hands

[Sharon]

then ran off

[Ron]

wagging wiggley worm

[lorraine]

wiggley worm decided

[Bobby]

to wonka willy

[Susie]

the next morning

[Kitty]

the approval came

[ChrisG]

then I awoke

[lorraine]

with a hangover

[Bobby]

as usual aaaarghhhh




;) ...remembering that this is only fun!

[lorraine]

i dont remeber

[Bobby]

drinking plentiful whisky

[lorraine]

oh cover blown

[Bobby]

and everyone looking

[Susie]

started to laugh

[mark]

when went baseoverapex


sorry is that cheating?

[Sharon]

felt a fool

[Emmalee25]

who hit him....

[Bobby]

til he cried

[lorraine]

must be you

[Bobby]

that doesn't follow

[lorraine]

my normal path

[Emmalee25]

(is it just me, or does this make NO sense at all?)

[Bobby]

of thinking, obviously

[lorraine]

obviously of thinking

[Sharon]

Join AA tomorrow

[Kitty]

But cannot drive

[ChrisG]

, already round bend

[Grumpy]

a big fenderbender

[Susie]

The firebrigade came

[ChrisG]

but Gatorland blazed

[mark]

And Crocodile Dundee

[Emmalee25]

shouted, "gator Nuggets"

[lorraine]

pass the ketchup

[Tigger]

where the chips :D

[lorraine]

wish I knew

[Ron]

In my tummy

[lorraine]

give them back

[haytonmac]

why,no way

[lorraine]

if you dont

[Emmalee25]

I'll Roast your

[ChrisG]

nuts for Christmas

[lorraine]

and feed them

[haytonmac]

to the squirrels

[lorraine]

whilst they are

[haytonmac]

bathing in the

[Tigger]

acorn heaven with

[Emmalee25]

immigration officers galore

[Wendy]

trying to make

[lorraine]

bobby do as

[Emmalee25]

he is told

[mark]

When Fillon said

[Grumpy]

nice one Bobby

[lorraine]

nice on son

[ChrisG]

nice one Bobby

[lorraine]

lets have another

[ChrisG]

one. Now lets

[Tigger]

go to the

[Ron]

bull and crown

[lorraine]

mines a whisky

[haytonmac]

Oh, Sh... , run

[lorraine]

we have a

[Emmalee25]

Sting operation invading

[Grumpy]

having a blast

[lorraine]

dont tell them!!!!!!!!!!

[Sharon]

it will spoil

[lorraine]

our chances of

[mark]

moving to usa

[Emmalee25]

and living the

[mark]

dream of fortune

[lorraine]

ha ha ha

[ChrisG]

hee hee hee

[mark]

ho ho ho

[ChrisG]

it's off to

[lorraine]

immigration office I

[Tigger]

go oh help

[anniefromessex]

lets have another

[Sharon]

party at Em's

[Emmalee25]

ok, when shall

[Susie]

Christmas is coming

[Emmalee25]

The goose is

[mark]

getting very fat

[ChrisG]

please put a

[Grumpy]

good word in

[ChrisG]

the blindmans deaf

[Susie]

ear, hurts today

[mark]

stick cotton wool

[Tigger]

get ready for

[Sharon]

the atom bomb

[haytonmac]

dont say that

[ChrisG]

OK brace yourself

[Grumpy]

smash bang wallop

[ChrisG]

what a picture

[lorraine]

what a picture

[Sharon]

what a photograph

[ChrisG]

poor old bloke

[Ron]

wearing diapers too

[lorraine]

who you or

[Tigger]

Pres bush or

[lorraine]

whats his name

[Tigger]

his is dopey

[Susie]

The wise monkey

[Parrothead]

No, the poodle.

[lorraine]

I think anyway

[haytonmac]

of what maybe

[Tigger]

we could of

[lorraine]

if you want

[Tigger]

go skiing with

[lorraine]

you know who

[ChrisG]

no Who? WHO?

[lorraine]

him you know

[ChrisG]

oh erm watchermercallit

[lorraine]

thats the one

[ChrisG]

with the mac?

[Emmalee25]

with no clothes

[Tigger]

be abit chillie

[lorraine]

depends where you

[Grumpy]

hang your hat

[lorraine]

that is if

[haytonmac]

do we want

[lorraine]

i think not

[mark]

changing the subject

[lorraine]

did you know

[Tigger]

what we did

[Ron]

in the back

[Susie]

of my car

[lorraine]

the other night

[mark]

it rained cats

[Grumpy]

and dogs bite

[lorraine]

sometimes in the

[Susie]

most unexpected place

[DavidL]

along came ihotblonde1986

[lorraine]

the boys were

[Ron]

disapointed the thread

[lorraine]

lost its self

[Grumpy]

in the maze

[Susie]

of visa's backloggs

[mark]

Then by christmas

[Grumpy]

Santa and reindeer

[lorraine]

had a tipple

[haytonmac]

that was good

[lorraine]

yes very good

[haytonmac]

and another one

[lorraine]

why not another

[lorraine]

everyone gave up

[v2002]

That was good

[Susie]

vip joined expatsvoice

[v2002]

Conned by Susie

[mark]

by talking nonstop

[Tigger]

every night with

[lorraine]

what I wonder

[mark]

did susie say

[lorraine]

when he said

[v2002]

you are beautiful

[Susie]

yeah right, ugly

[v2002]

talking about me?

[haytonmac]

why would we

[v2002]

You never know
;)

[reecey]

what will happen

[v2002]

With Susie around

[v2002]

And Reecey watching

[reecey]

and VIP riddles :)

[v2002]

About age out

[mark]

and compassionate visa

[v2002]

and Support group

[Kitty]

for expats madhouse

[haytonmac]

no we'r not

[Susie]

voting for BUSH

[Ron]

Plain and simple

[Susie]

happy new year

[DEE F]

it werent me

Deex

[mark]

put back out

[DEE F]

it was sciatica

[reecey]

That made me

[DEE F]

scream in pain

[DEE F]

scream in pain

[Kitty]

help me please

[reecey]

ive hurt my

[Susie]

little willy wonka!

[reecey]

and charlie said

[Susie]

I prefer blondes

[lorraine]

Good choice obviously

[reecey]

because blondes have

[DEE F]

Lots more fun;)

Dee xx

[McSporran]

especially when the

[SHEILA 13]

Lights are low !!

[reecey]

they remove their :)

[peter gold]

shoes and socks

[Sab]

and false teeth

[reecey]

and then they

[SHEILA 13]

Say Take Me !!!!;)

[Munish]

Then suddently they

[SHEILA 13]

Hot foot it;)

[Munish]

Then in came

[Obiora]

how are you

[Obiora]

sorry, lots of threads entered before i could post

[DEE F]

No problem Obiora

[DEE F]

Lets try again

[reecey]

we are all

[Sab]

counting our marbles

[reecey]

ve lost mine :)

[SHEILA 13]

So long ago !!! :)

[haytonmac]

since when I

[reecey]

went to the

[SHEILA 13]

Male Strip Club ;)

[peter gold]

which was closed

[SHEILA 13]

No not again :(

[reecey]

we could get

[SHEILA 13]

Some Whisky and ;)

[Munish]

and go to

[reecey]

look for a

[Sab]

elusive green card