jay
07-15-2008, 05:15 PM
Im proberly going to get in trouble for this one lol
WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE
>
> Good morning and welcome to a brand new
> edition of 'ASYLUM'.
>
> Today's program features another chance to
> take part in our exciting competition:
> Hijack an airliner and win a council
> house! We've
>
> already given away hundreds of millions of
> pounds and thousands of dream homes,
> courtesy of our sponsor the British
> Taxpayer.. And don't forget, we're now the
> fastest growing game on the planet.
>
> Anyone can play, provided they don't
> already hold a valid British passport,
> and you only need one word of English:
> 'ASYLUM'!.
>
> Prizes include all-expenses-paid
> accommodation, cash benefits starting at
> £180 a week and a chance to earn
> thousands more begging, mugging and
> accosting drivers at traffic lights. This
> competition is open to everyone buying a
> ticket or stowing away on one of our
> partner airlines, ferry companies or
> Eurostar.
>
> No application ever refused reasonable or
> unreasonable. All you have to do is
> destroy all your papers and remember the
> magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
>
> Only this week 140 members of the Taliban
> family from Afghanistan were flown Goat
> Class from Kabul to our international
> gateway at Stansted where local law
> enforcement officers were on hand
> to fast-track them to their luxury
> £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four
> star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
> thousands of other
> lucky winners already staying in hotels
> all over Britain .
>
> Our most popular destinations also include
> the White Cliffs of Dover and the world
> famous Toddington Services area In
> Historic Bedfordshire.
>
> If you still don't understand the rules,
> don't forget there's no need to phone a
> friend or ask the audience, just apply for
> legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social
> workers and counsellors are waiting to
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> today; it could change your life forever.
>
> Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents,
> Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
> activists, anti-Pinochet activists,
> Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
> bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers,
> Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
>
> Get along to the airport, get along to the
> lorry park, get along to the ferry
> terminal.. Don't stop in Germany or France
> . Go straight to Britain and you are
> guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands
> of lucky winners in the softest game on
> earth.
>
> Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.
>
> FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAX PAYER
> YOU KNOW!
WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE
>
> Good morning and welcome to a brand new
> edition of 'ASYLUM'.
>
> Today's program features another chance to
> take part in our exciting competition:
> Hijack an airliner and win a council
> house! We've
>
> already given away hundreds of millions of
> pounds and thousands of dream homes,
> courtesy of our sponsor the British
> Taxpayer.. And don't forget, we're now the
> fastest growing game on the planet.
>
> Anyone can play, provided they don't
> already hold a valid British passport,
> and you only need one word of English:
> 'ASYLUM'!.
>
> Prizes include all-expenses-paid
> accommodation, cash benefits starting at
> £180 a week and a chance to earn
> thousands more begging, mugging and
> accosting drivers at traffic lights. This
> competition is open to everyone buying a
> ticket or stowing away on one of our
> partner airlines, ferry companies or
> Eurostar.
>
> No application ever refused reasonable or
> unreasonable. All you have to do is
> destroy all your papers and remember the
> magic password: 'ASYLUM'.
>
> Only this week 140 members of the Taliban
> family from Afghanistan were flown Goat
> Class from Kabul to our international
> gateway at Stansted where local law
> enforcement officers were on hand
> to fast-track them to their luxury
> £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four
> star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
> thousands of other
> lucky winners already staying in hotels
> all over Britain .
>
> Our most popular destinations also include
> the White Cliffs of Dover and the world
> famous Toddington Services area In
> Historic Bedfordshire.
>
> If you still don't understand the rules,
> don't forget there's no need to phone a
> friend or ask the audience, just apply for
> legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social
> workers and counsellors are waiting to
> help. It won't cost you a penny, so play
> today; it could change your life forever.
>
> Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents,
> Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
> activists, anti-Pinochet activists,
> Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
> bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers,
> Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!
>
> Get along to the airport, get along to the
> lorry park, get along to the ferry
> terminal.. Don't stop in Germany or France
> . Go straight to Britain and you are
> guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands
> of lucky winners in the softest game on
> earth.
>
> Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.
>
> FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAX PAYER
> YOU KNOW!