Wanted: Early 1920's Wealthy Male with dicky heart!

[Caroline]

Prefer if he has one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel. Must be house trained and be handy with hoover. Will only consider applicants with a massive 'Life Insurance Policy'. Must be partial to salty food and high fat diet, which will be lovingly served 3 times a day :angel: No living relatives would be a hugh bonus and a model who is easily confused is in! Once their deposit check has cleared that is :rofl:

[SHEILA 13]

Caroline ,What are you like ???LoL:rofl:
Sheila

[lorraine]

:rofl:lol lol lol make that two please ha ha:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Carl]

Have you tried asking Chris.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Carl.

[InnVic]

Have you tried asking Chris.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Carl.

You keep going to that bakery and you'llbe on her list too Carl!!!!!!!!!!

[Caroline]

:rofl:lol lol lol make that two please ha ha:rofl::rofl::rofl:

You know what they say? If you want something - write it down, so I did!!! :rofl:

[Susie]

Prefer if he has one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel. Must be house trained and be handy with hoover. Will only consider applicants with a massive 'Life Insurance Policy'. Must be partial to salty food and high fat diet, which will be lovingly served 3 times a day :angel: No living relatives would be a hugh bonus and a model who is easily confused is in! Once their deposit check has cleared that is :rofl:

When you find one, do me a favor and send me a pm :rofl::rofl:

[kirtida8]

:rofl: :rofl: good one.

[lorraine]

When you find one, do me a favor and send me a pm :rofl::rofl:


Ha ha send me his son!!

[InnVic]

Ha ha send me his son!!

he's got no living relatives Lorraine - and a dead one would get smelly after a while!

[Caroline]

hey you lot... stop trying to muscle in on my ad!!!! :rofl: and won't you all be gob smaked when you get a wedding invite!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl: I just hope he doesn't want a little Heir.. ewwwww i'll have to draw the line on that one!! :D

[anniefromessex]

Ted's going cheap ha ha!!! Actually for free!!

Love Anniexxx

[chris]

Whatever you do, don't get the last two words intersposed!?!?:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

[InnVic]

Whatever you do, don't get the last two words intersposed!?!?:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

Love it Chris...reminds me of the old song by Fergal Sharkey..."a Good man is hard to find" - you don't wanna get that one intersposed either (or do you!!!!!!!!!!)