Calming Measures

[DebbieM]

am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
could all do with a little calm.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you
have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and
hadn't finished ... and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the
Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some
Valium, some cheesecake, and a box of chocolates

You have no idea how bloody good I feel!

Made me smile:D

[lorraine]

lol funny to funny sounds good to me

[Emmalee25]

lol will defo give it a go!!!!
cant harm hey??
LOL
Em x

[InnVic]

Problem is I never have any unfinished wine, bacardi breezers, cheescake or chocolate........

Maybe thats why I'm not panicing yet!

[Susie]

lol

Made my day, thanks

[anniefromessex]

Really funny, although as far as the red wine is concerned I never have any left - do you think I have a problem?!!!

[mark]

Nice one Debbie, lets have another one

[Susie]

Had a bad day today so just had to re-read this post

Just raised my spirts up lno end , thanks Sue lol

[Kitty]

he,he,he.he, nice one, lets have another one

[DebbieM]

I have some really ace 'mood' badges but the file is too big to post. It's a word document - any idea's on how I can share them?, they are really quite amusing and there is one for almost any situation

[Susie]

I have some really ace 'mood' badges but the file is too big to post. It's a word document - any idea's on how I can share them?, they are really quite amusing and there is one for almost any situation


Hi Debbie

In case Punky misses this post

Can you copy this post to the Tech IT section so Punky can answer.

[punky]

Are they pictures embedded into a word file?

If so send them to admin ---- expatsvoice .org (remove the spaces and replace the ---- with @) and i'll add them to the smiley list.

[DebbieM]

Hi Punky

I don't think you would want to post these as smilies as there are some very naughty words in them.

They are very rude but VERY funny and I have been very tempted to cut them out and wear a couple. I'll send them to you anyway so at least you can have a chuckle.

Debs

[Emmalee25]

Oooh! me too debbie , me too!
Em x

[mark]

Come on Bobby, we cannot let them get away with this, do you know any good jokes about the love of our lives?

[punky]

Hi Punky

I don't think you would want to post these as smilies as there are some very naughty words in them.

They are very rude but VERY funny and I have been very tempted to cut them out and wear a couple. I'll send them to you anyway so at least you can have a chuckle.

Debs

Lol, yeah, I know what you mean now :)

Sadly I don't think I can add them to the smiley list, but it brightened up my day anyway. Thank you :)

[punky]

Come on Bobby, we cannot let them get away with this, do you know any good jokes about the love of our lives?

They have finally finished developing the male contraceptive pill. It changes your blood type. :)

[DebbieM]

Guys

Whilst I admit there are quite of number for women to wear there are the odd couple that are 'universal', some would even to be fun to wear on an Embassy visit - under your coat of course!!!!! For example -

"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast" or "please take a number and stick it up your a**"

Debs