chris
12-01-2006, 02:20 PM
No I don't want to restart the american civil war again after this week, but kids have this wonderful habit of making you forget about lifes hardship with their unintentional humour. Enjoy!!!! I like #23.
From a Catholic Elementary School test kids were asked questions
about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements
about the Bible were written by children. They have not been
retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
12. David was a Hebrew King who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
14. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
15. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
16. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
17. Jesus erunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained that man doth not live by sweat alone.
18. It was a miracle that Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
19. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
20. The Epistels were the wives of the Apostles.
21. One of the Oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taxman.
22. St. Paul covorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage,
23. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
From a Catholic Elementary School test kids were asked questions
about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements
about the Bible were written by children. They have not been
retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
12. David was a Hebrew King who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
14. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
15. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
16. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
17. Jesus erunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained that man doth not live by sweat alone.
18. It was a miracle that Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
19. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
20. The Epistels were the wives of the Apostles.
21. One of the Oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taxman.
22. St. Paul covorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage,
23. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.