Emmalee25
12-02-2006, 06:13 PM
"A Girl's Prayer"
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And one who's wi**y's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And promises to call and won't wait weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
And when I spend will not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask how big's my behind.
One who'll make love 'til my body's a twitchin',
In the hall or the garden and even the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to love my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the d***head you sent me instead!
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And one who's wi**y's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And promises to call and won't wait weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
And when I spend will not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask how big's my behind.
One who'll make love 'til my body's a twitchin',
In the hall or the garden and even the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to love my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the d***head you sent me instead!