Made me laugh

[lorraine]

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/flatulence-leads-to-grounding-of-plane/20061205210909990004


I must have a warped mind this really made me lol lol lol funny

[Emmalee25]

pmpl!!! only in America hey??????????

LOL
Em x

[Susie]

Hey Em

That was quick you have a new Avatar !


Thanks Lorraine, just what the doctor ordered, a good laugh

[DavidL]

It just shows how Fick some people can be! Duh.....

[Sharon]

fick or sick David ?

[Ron]

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Dec. 5) - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.


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The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.


Well, hope the match worked a treat, it does for the wife !

[Bobby]

I have the wife wired up with a gas grill ignition switch. Hooked up inside her clothing. So, when she lets go there's a quick burst of flames and it's all over.

She's gone through quite a few pairs of pants, but at least it saves the ozone layer. ;)