Emmalee25
12-22-2006, 01:57 AM
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
>girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
>lived a considerable distance away.
>
>
>He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
>that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too
>romantic and not too personal.
>
>
>Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
>dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
>pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
>
>Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
>items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
>
>
>Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
>following
>
>letter:
>
>
>
>
>Dear Sasha,
>
>I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
>go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
>chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which
>are easier to remove).
>
>These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed
>me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
>hardly soiled at all.
>
>I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
>though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
>against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she hasn't needed to
>wash it since she began wearing them.
>
>I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
>many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you
>again.
>
>When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
>they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
>
>Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
>year.
>
>I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
>
>All my love
>
>Ron.
>
>P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
>with a little bit of fur showing.
I do hope this is NOT too X-rated for this site, dont want to have to remove my own post...LOL I like to think its more English humour and tongue in Cheek!!! Hope you like
Em x
>girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
>lived a considerable distance away.
>
>
>He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
>that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too
>romantic and not too personal.
>
>
>Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
>dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
>pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
>
>Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
>items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
>
>
>Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
>following
>
>letter:
>
>
>
>
>Dear Sasha,
>
>I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
>go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
>chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which
>are easier to remove).
>
>These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed
>me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
>hardly soiled at all.
>
>I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
>though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
>against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she hasn't needed to
>wash it since she began wearing them.
>
>I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
>many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you
>again.
>
>When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
>they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
>
>Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
>year.
>
>I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
>
>All my love
>
>Ron.
>
>P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
>with a little bit of fur showing.
I do hope this is NOT too X-rated for this site, dont want to have to remove my own post...LOL I like to think its more English humour and tongue in Cheek!!! Hope you like
Em x